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Fantasy Picks by NASCARnac

March 28th, 2008 · No Comments

Uploaded on November 26, 2006 by bb matt on FlickrIs your fantasy NASCAR team in distress?  Are you struggling near the bottom of your league with no hope of rising to the top?  Did that Dark Horse pick of Mike Skinner in the Food City 500 come back to bite you?  Never fear.  Black Flagged Online has got your back.  The gentlemen here have turned to me, NASCARnac, the world foremost fantasy expert.  My race picks have allowed the Black Flagged Online fantasy teams consistently beat the tar out of the Yahoo Fantasy Experts [http://blackflaggedonline.com/category/letters/letters-to-anyone-and-everyone/] and now they want to share my secrets with you!  This season, my predictions have resulted in a remarkable 100% success rate and I successfully foresaw the 1, 2, 3 Richard Childress Racing sweep at Bristol.

Now that I have undoubtedly established my race prognostication credentials, it is time for me to turn my powers of the mind to Martinsville.  Allow me to gaze into my crystal ball bearing.  Ah yes, it’s becoming clear.  We need look no further than the word Martinsville itself.  I am seeing Martin Truex Jr., yes, it’s right there clear as day.  Truex Jr. will most certainly race this week.

Behold, something else is coming through, I’m getting a hot dog.  Hold on a second, it is a hot dog indeed!  A Martinsville hot dog no less!  There is no greater hot dog than the young man that throws caution to the wind, the hot dog himself, Kyle Busch.  One would be remiss to think that young Busch will not eat a hot dog this fine weekend.

Alas, things are becoming hazy.  NASCARnac can only look to the stars for guidance for so long.  Never fear, I believe I have the energy to grant one more prediction.  I’m seeing the name Kahne but it’s not Kasey.  My stars!  It’s not Kasey Kahne, it’s Virginia Governor Tim Kaine.  I feel confident in predicting the Tim Kaine is indeed the Governor of the great state of Virginia!

Question my picks at your own risk fantasy NASCAR warriors!

Tags: Martinsville (Spring)

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