Shockwaves were sent through the racing world as news leaked on Saturday that a woman allegedly bested her male competitors in an actual race, in actual cars. The news created a frenzy of excitement from fans of racing citing the positive effect on the sport and an uproar from fans who decry the win as nothing more than a publicity stunt that went too far. Because the alleged incident took place in the foreign
While Patrick became an instant media darling, appearing on countless news shows across the globe, some familiar with racing met the news with skepticism. “I’ll never forget where I was the moment I heard this wonderful news,” said NASCAR driver Juan Pablo Montoya. “I was playing cards with bigfoot, the easter bunny and the loch ness monster. A woman winning a race?! Give me a break.” Others simply chalked the news up to marketing. “Big deal, a desperate move from a desperate racing series. They oughta call it the Pigs Flying Series,” said Han Cornblossom, NASCAR Director of Gender Supression. “Some soccer mom in a mini van beat me off the line at a stop light this morning. Am I gonna read about that in the paper tomorrow?”
Despite the negative comments, race fans around the world celebrated with Patrick as she became the first woman to ever win a major event in the modern racing era. Conspiracy theorists however, claim that the conspirators went a little bit too far. “A woman winning a race? Ok, maybe I can believe that,” said Cornblossom. “But she’s hot too? Come on now, I’ll believe a lot of things but this is getting goddamn ridiculous.”



5 responses so far ↓
1 Richard Skidmore // May 7, 2008 at 1:51 am
If she appears again on Letterman after a win, I’m all for this. WOW she is a fox!
2 J.D. // Apr 27, 2008 at 5:34 am
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3 FISH OUTTA WATER // Apr 22, 2008 at 8:27 pm
THESE FUEL PRICES ARE KILLING EVERYTHING …..WHEN EVERYBODY GOING FULL THROTTLE RAN OUTTA GAS, AND THE SOCCER MOM WINS - WHATS THE WORLD COMING TOO~!!
4 Woodrow Wilson // Apr 22, 2008 at 10:08 am
First we give them the right to vote and now this!? I should have told Elizabeth Cady Stanton to iron my britches.
5 Todd Parker // Apr 22, 2008 at 10:04 am
It was really Mark Martin in a long black wig who drove the car to victory lane. They’re about the same size.
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