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Phenomena – Kyle Busch’s head is shrinking!!!!

May 30th, 2008 · 1 Comment

Uploaded on May 10, 2008 by pamarama73 on FLickrDoctors are wondering and worrying about the size of NASCAR Sprint Cup series driver Kyle Busch head. After reviewing tapes of pre-race interviews with Kyle starting at the 2007 Daytona 500 and ending with the race at Charlotte last weekend, it seems as though his sunglasses were much larger each week. This can only mean one thing, his head must be shrinking.

Not only do his sunglasses look like something you win after popping three balloons with a dart at your county fair, but they appear to be getting bigger and bigger and bigger each pre-race interview. “It’s amazing to me, no person in their right mind would purchase sun glasses that big on purpose. Even though there is no medical evidence or proof that heads can shrink it must be happening to Kyle” said NASCAR fan Dr. Bodean Cootersmith.

Similar accusations have been made in the past with celebrities but it has never been confirmed if their head was shrinking or if they too just had large and obnoxious sunglasses. These include people such as Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis (Former First Lady), Nicole Ritchie (Celebuslut), Lindsay Lohan (Overrated Actress) and Chris “Jesus” Ferguson (poker player).

NASCAR fans are eagerly awaiting this weeks Dover race to see if Kyle Busch’s head looks like Michael Keatons in the ending of Beetlejuice. Stay Tuned, Blackflaggedonline is investigating!!!!

Tags: Dover-Spring

1 response so far ↓

  • 1 Jeremy // Jun 1, 2008 at 4:01 pm

    HAHA! Kyle is so gay.

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