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Entries from July 2008
I’m Going To Pocono by Remington Chassis
July 31st, 2008 · 2 Comments
Tags: Pocono (Summer) · Remington Chassis
Randy Moss Excited To Have Former Coach Drive His Truck At Bristol
July 31st, 2008 · 1 Comment
Randy Moss recently sent a strong message to the Craftsman Truck Series when he announced that Jimmie Johnson would drive for his team in the truck race at Bristol later this year. The news put the entire NASCAR world on notice that Moss is committed to success in racing and is willing to take […]
Tags: Pocono (Summer)
Fat Guy on Gordon’s Pit Crew Plumb Tuckered Out
July 30th, 2008 · 1 Comment
Big Bob Huffington is a man of generous proportion, which causes some to wonder how in the heck he got into a professional sport like NASCAR. But as the pit crew member responsible for hustling Jeff Gordon’s Goodyears over the pit wall during tire change stops, Big Bob thought he had found a place among […]
Tags: Indy
From the Scanner: Allstate 400
July 30th, 2008 · 4 Comments
“Welcome back to NASCAR at Indianapolis Motor Speedway on ESPN, we now pause for this commercial break.” — Dr. Jerry Punch
“Tires?!?!?!? You call those tires?!?!?!? I could stretch a rubber condom over the cords and it’d last longer than nine laps!” — Kevin Harvick
“Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.” — Fat Sandy Dirtburger
“Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.” — Mark Martin
Tags: Indy
RIP The Dale Trail
July 30th, 2008 · 1 Comment
The City of Kannapolis never ceases to amaze us. Right along with DEI shipping Jr. off to the wolves at Hendrick, Kannapolis is pulling the plug on The Dale Trail, a self-guided tour of places significant to Dale Earnhardt — Number 3 — RIP.
Guess who is helping bury The Dale Trail? None other than […]
Tags: Indy
Pleased with Indy Success, Helton Opts to Run Entire Red Cross 500 Under Yellow
July 28th, 2008 · 8 Comments
NASCAR President Mike Helton is reportedly so pleased with the outcome of Sunday’s race at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway that he has asked Pocono officials to run all 500 miles of next weekend’s race under the caution flag.
“Indy is racing’s most venerable track, and it’s a great sign of respect that the drivers took their […]
Tags: BFO Greatest Hits · Indy · Our "Best" Articles
Waltrip Boasts He Can Wreck Anything On Four Wheels
July 28th, 2008 · 5 Comments
It took all of four laps for Michael Waltrip to crash his race car and make an early exit from yesterday’s Allstate 400 at the Brickyard. The race was plagued with tire woes, resulting in a third of the laps being run under caution, but Waltrip is quick to point out that the tires had […]
Tags: Indy
Obama Pulls Out of Pocono
July 25th, 2008 · 2 Comments
Presidential candidate and sitting U.S. Senator Barack Obama has changed his mind about participating in the Sunoco Red Cross Pennsylvania 500 at Pocono, much to the chagrin of Kyle Busch — who was looking forward to being only the second-least-popular face at the track at next week’s race.
Speculation abounds as to why Senator Obama has […]
Tags: Indy
Jamie McMurray Fan Realizes He Is Really Just A Crown Royal Fan
July 23rd, 2008 · 1 Comment
Hiram Vittleton was once widely considered to be the number 1 fan of the driver of the #26 Crown Royal Ford Jamie McMurray. With an unmatched brain full of the humble beginnings, favorite movies and food choices of Joplin Missouri’s favorite son, Vittleton rose to prominence among McMurray fans and soon established himself as the […]
Tags: Indy
Dear Mr. Mike Helton
July 23rd, 2008 · 2 Comments
Dear Mr. Mike Helton:
I am the driver of the unnumbered yellow Chevy pace car. You may have seen me circling the track during cautions. It seems to have gone unnoticed by NASCAR, however, that under those conditions I am in fact leading the field. I believe I’m due some laps-led bonus points and […]
Tags: Indy · Letters to Anyone and Everyone
Past Emails From the FanMail Inbox of Kenny Wallace
July 21st, 2008 · 1 Comment
From: Wallace, Rusty
Sent: Sunday, July 20, 2008 10:23 AM
To: FanMail@KennyWallace.com
Subject: Nice racing, buddy!
Hey little guy! I nearly forgot to tell you congratulations on a great race there Saturday. Sorry about that mix up on the guest list at the afterparty. Lots of people try to claim that […]
Tags: Indy
Week Off Means Team Building Exercise For NASCAR Staff; List What Fans Want. We want to know what you want too!
July 21st, 2008 · 3 Comments
During the bye week, staff at NASCAR headquarters had a team building exercise where they brainstormed ideas about rule changes. They listed what they think fans want to see at the races. Black Flagged Online has obtained some of the ideas that were floated around in that meeting. Below are some of […]
Tags: Indy
Helton to Repackage Craftsman Truck Circuit as Busch Series… Kyle Busch Series
July 18th, 2008 · 3 Comments
When NASCAR’s second tier series changed sponsorship from Busch to Nationwide this season many fans decried the change and expressed sadness at the loss of the long time sponsor of the Series. NASCAR has learned the hard way that fans are hesitant to accept change in the sport which values its traditions and heritage. Previous […]
Tags: Chicagoland
Ex Girlfriend Says Michael McDowell Voo Doo Doll Works Like A Charm
July 18th, 2008 · 2 Comments
The driver of the double zero Toyota, Michael McDowell has had a tough 2008 season to say the least. McDowell’s highest qualifying position is 18th, has a highest finishing position of 21st and is a disappointing 39th in driver’s standings. On top of that, everyone remembers his hard qualifying crash at Texas earlier […]
Tags: Chicagoland
Fat Sandy Dirtburger Wants To Know If Black Flagged Online Actually Has Fans
July 17th, 2008 · 6 Comments
An off week provides a wonderful opportunity for shameless self promotion and Black Flagged Online is never one to miss such a chance. We have started a little vanity project for ourselves over at Facebook with a Fans of Black Flagged Online group:
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=17841884935
I know we are making a leap and assuming that there are actually […]
Tags: Chicagoland · Fat Sandy Dirtburger


