Tradin’ Post

FOR SALE – NASCAR Race Team might be for sale if the right price is offered.  We have the most famous name in motorsports and a winning tradition.  We recently let our best driver leave via free agency and I have run the business into the crapper.  Will take best offer.  Call Teresa.

Wanted – Anybody out there who Haas any Tony Stewart gear.  It haas to be in fair condition.  I think he is going to be with Joe Gibbs Racing for the rest of his career and I want to get as much memorabilia as I can.  I’ll take whatever you haas.

Willing to trade 150 NASCAR Sprint Cup Driver points for a $150 gift certificate to Bass Pro Shops.  Email: pcarpantier@yaho.com

Hitchin’ Post

Men seeking Woman

I am available and willing to marry if you can get me tickets to the August Bristol race.  I am young, have no inhibitions and no job.  I am looking for a tick thighed, blonde girl who has a ba-donka-donk butt.  I will even give you a ride to the race on the back of my bike if the tickets include pit passes.

I ain’t so good at math, but U+I = Watkins Glen Make out session the Saturday before the race.  I’ll be the one with a fire burning at my camp site.  YOU MUST BE FEMALE!  Shemales will get consideration if you are hot and have a nice rack.

Wanna meet a man who takes risks?  Meet me in Parking Lot 9 at Chicagoland this weekend.  I’ll be there with my spray painted 89’ conversion van and a rag with ether on it.

Woman seeking Men

I am a adventurous (slept with everyone), 40-ish (49), athletic (small boobs), average looking (cow) NASCAR Fan (loud and embarrassing) who would love to meet my soul-mate (I am a stalker) who has the same emotionally secure (on lots of medication) lifestyle that I have.  Email me at: crazystalkerbitchwholoves88@hotmale.com