Kevin Busch is speaking publicly for the first time about his brother Kyle’s deal with Beelzebub, Mephistopheles, the Dark One — also known as the Devil himself.

“I can’t for the life of me believe my stupid brother,” said Kevin Busch, an Episcopalian minister.  “He gets the chance to make a deal
with the Devil, says YES, and then asks to win NASCAR races instead of trying to correct those godawful goofy looks of his.”

Kevin cautioned that his brother Kyle and the Devil are tricky and not to be trusted, as Satan, particularly, may appear in many forms: a loose lugnut, a touch of unexplained aero-looseness, or a super-hot TNT pit reporter named Lindsey Czarniak.

The King of the Underworld was front-and-center at Chicagoland on Saturday night, appearing first as Brendan Fraser to belt out
“Gentlemen, Start Your Engines” in his trademark spooky-yelling voice. Not without a sense of humor, the Devil tormented the real Brendan Fraser to comedic effect in 2000’s “Bedazzled,” one of the Devil’s many screen appearances.

Next, viewers saw the Devil gum up Denny Hamlin’s engine and break the splitter off of the Carl Edwards’ #99 Ford, before his evil grand
finale, a mirage which caused Jimmie Johnson to see a pathway to victory around the bottom of the track on the final restart of the race — with only two laps to go.

Kevin Busch is not impressed.  “My dumb brother may be winning races, but he’s reviled in the stands, and he’s headed for a fall.  Soon enough he’s going to see that the Devil doesn’t care about him, he’s got a campaign for President to run.  And all of the ladies’ sunglasses in the world won’t cover up the hurt in your monstrous, bulging bugeyes when the Devil abandons you.”

And this cautionary reminder from the Busch of the cloth, “If you DO get the chance to parlay your soul to Satan and you’re NOT going to go for good looks, at least ask for a hot wife.  Worked for Kurt.”