From: Wallace, Rusty
Sent: Sunday, July 20, 2008 10:23 AM
To: FanMail@KennyWallace.com
Subject: Nice racing, buddy!
Hey little guy! I nearly forgot to tell you congratulations on a great race there Saturday. Sorry about that mix up on the guest list at the afterparty. Lots of people try to claim that kinship thing to get inside, so it’s just safer if I’m the only Wallace allowed in…
From: Helton, Michael
Sent: Monday, February 18, 2008 3:22 PM
To: FanMail@KennyWallace.com
Subject: Warning
You ever try to screw up my Daytona 500 again by qualifying in the top ten and I will hand you your ass on a platter!
From: Ndigigawa, Murgudu
Sent: Wednesday, March 13, 2008 11:48 AM
To: FanMail@KennyWallace.com
Subject: Please help my family!
My Dearest Mister Kenny Wallace. Thank you for agreeing to assist me in the transfer of my family’s fortune from Africa to the
This will require only the use of your Social Security number and bank account information. Once the funds are transferred to me, I will pay you ten million U.S. dollars as we agreed. Eagerly waiting your reply.
God Bless you,
Murgudu Ndigigawa
From: Wallace, Loren
Sent: Wednesday, April 16, 2008 9:49 PM
To: FanMail@KennyWallace.com
Subject: GEICO ads
Hey, Kenny. Stop calling my agent. Mike is they guy for the GEICO ads. I thought you understood that you have to have at least a part-time Sprint Cup gig to do TV. Practice your go-kart like we talked about and maybe I can make something happen.
From: Goodwin, Bobby
Sent: Wednesday, July 9, 2008 1:24 PM
To: FanMail@KennyWallace.com
Subject: Daytona
Dear Kenny Wallace. I am a huge fan of Dale Earnhardt, Jr., and I am just taking the precaution of asking the other 42 drivers in the field to be highly aware of Mr. Earnhardt’s position on the track this Sunday at all times. Please provide him the clean racing and aero push to win his first win at Indy.
From: KennyAtHome@att.net
Sent: Wednesday, June 6, 2008 8:01 AM
To: FanMail@KennyWallace.com
Subject: Test
TEST
From: Moore & Stratch, Attorneys at Law
Sent: Wednesday, May12th, 2008 4:23 PM
To: FanMail@KennyWallace.com
Subject: Trademark question
Mr. Wallace — I’ve looked into the finer points of trademark law and found that your effort to copyright your laugh lacks precedent and substance. However, the good news is that we will be happy to take your case at the hourly rate we agreed upon.
Very sincerely,
Michael Stratch

1 response so far ↓
1 Maggot // Jul 28, 2008 at 10:42 am
Must do a Spencer email bag! That man can almost repeat word for word what the guy just b4 him said!
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