The Dale Trail Drives Again
You may remember about a month ago we broke the news to BFO Nation that Oprah Winfrey hates Dale Earnhardt so much that she is trying to bury his legacy in Kannapolis, NC. (Read the original post here: http://blackflaggedonline.com/2008/07/30/rip-the-dale-trail/) Well, reports of The Dale Trail’s demise have been greatly exaggerated.
Fortunately, there is an entity in the universe more powerful than Oprah, and it is called the Cabarrus County Convention and Visitors Bureau. Cordelia Anderson, a real person, informs us that, “The Dale Trail is not dead! We at the Cabarrus Convention & Visitors Bureau, who created The Dale Trail, are still very much committed to The Dale Trail. We are working with the city of Kananpolis to create historical markers and other enhancements.”
Check out The Dale Trail’s online presence and join us as we kick up a fuss for ole number.. oh dang… what was Dale’s number? Sandy… Sandy!!! you ‘member what Dale Earnhardt’s number was? Durn it. It was… ahhhh…. shoot. Where’s that daggum phone.. (beep boop beep burp blop boop beep) Research? Can you all find the old number of Dale Earnhardt’s car? Call me back? By tomorrow? OK, great. Check out The Dale Trail’s online presence and join us as we kick up a fuss for ole Dale.
http://daletrail.wordpress.com/
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