BFO always has a keen eye on the latest trends at the track. Here’s our assessment of what’s hot and what’s not at the remaining races before a Sprint Cup champion is crowned.
HOT: Skynard
NOT: Skinny
HOT: Tailgating while listening to college football
NOT: Tailgating while listening to some guy who just dropped acid
HOT: Elliot Sadler’s Accent
NOT: Aric Almirola’s Initials
HOT: Stars and Bars
NOT: Foreign Cars
HOT: Lite Beer
NOT: Lite Loafers
HOT: Greasy
NOT: Greasy Fat-Chicks’ Legs
HOT: Three-Wide Racing
NOT: Three-wide lines at the port-a-potties
HOT: Dodge Chargers
NOT: Statutory Rape Charges
HOT: Racing Under the Lights
NOT: Taking Sobriety Tests Under the Streetlights
HOT: Kyle Busch’s Engine
NOT: Kyle Busch’s Backbone
HOT: Red Necks
NOT: Red Genetalia
HOT: Dudes Sharing RaceView
NOT: Dudes Sharing Ice Cream Cones
3 responses so far ↓
1 R.D. Prichard // Sep 5, 2008 at 9:55 am
Dangit, listenin’ to some guy who just dropped acid is NOT? I’m returning my satellite radio.
2 Butterbean // Sep 4, 2008 at 5:16 pm
Hot: Dudes working their way down opposite ends of a strand of spaghetti.
3 Ice Cream Cone Sharer // Sep 4, 2008 at 8:55 am
What wrong with sharing a little ice cream?
Jeff G.
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