From: Greg Biffle
To: Jimmie Johnson
Sent: Monday, September 15, 2008 6:15AM
Subject: Never…
From: Joe Gibbs Racing
To: Joey Logano
Sent: Monday, September 15, 2008 8:15AM
Subject: Whoops
Mr. Gibbs
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From: Bobby Labonte
To: NASCAR
Sent: Monday, September 15, 2008 7:26AM
Subject: Question
Dear NASCAR Official Score Keeper –
Are you keeping score correctly? How can I be 20th in driver points with only one top 10 finish this year? I feel like I should be 400th.
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From: Kyle Busch
To: My Fans
Sent: Sunday, September 14, 2008 8:26PM
Subject: Thank You!!!
Dear KB#18 Fans:
I just want to thank you all so much for cheering for me when you found out I had a broken mechanical piece, a pit road penalty, a spin, a crash and then a 34th place finish. I appreciate your support and cheers. I haven’t heard that many cheers for me since I spun out at
Best Wishes, Hugs and Kisses
XOXO
KB
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From: The Devil
To: Clint Bowyer
Sent: Tuesday, September 9, 2008 12:26PM
Subject: Re: Our Chase Arrangement
Dear Clint:
I’ve fulfilled my end of the deal. Not only did I get you into the Chase, but you are sitting pretty in the #5 spot. Expect me to collect your soul after the November 16th race at Homestead-Miami race. While you’re at it, would you mind notifying all
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From: Mike Helton’s Mustache
To: David Ragan
Sent: Monday, September 8, 2008 11:15AM
Subject: Nice Try
David –
Next time you try and screw up my vision of only A-List drivers in the chase I will make sure you pay for it. Plan on having a black flag 50 lap inspection of your car during the next race kiddo. Nice try, but don’t ever do it again.
MHM
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From: Kyle Busch
To: Carl Edwards
Sent: Monday, September 8, 2008 4:35PM
Subject: Please forgive me
Mr. Edwards –
I am writing to apologize for the things I have said lately. At the time I thought I had the 2008 Sprint Cup all wrapped up and didn’t think anyone would have an actual shot of catching me. Would you kindly leave me alone by no longer finishing in the Top 10. You are making me nervous, is that what you want to hear? I’m scared of you, okay?
To compensate you for any inconvenience, I have attached coupons for you to enjoy on future purchases of M&M’s and Interstate Batteries. Again, I apologize for the things I have said and any trouble this may cause you.
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From: Carl Edwards
To: Kyle Busch
Sent: Monday, September 8, 2008 4:37PM
Subject: Re: Please forgive me
Dear Kyle –
Take your coupons and shove em’
1 response so far ↓
1 Kenny Solomon // Sep 15, 2008 at 3:23 pm
From Jack Roush
To: Jamie McMurray
Subject: Sincere Apology
Jamie:
On behalf of everyone at Roush-Fenway Racing, I offer you sincerest apologies for allowing you and the 26 team to have as many top-ten finishes as you’ve had in 2008.
As you know, last week at Richmond, David Ragan took out your fellow R-F driver Matt Kenseth. David was instructed to take you out, but obviously the signals got crossed and he took out our third of three ‘name’ drivers. We’ll deal with David on that another time.
I just wanted to let you know that you don’t have to worry about being top-ten the rest of the year. For most of August, Larry Carter and the boys picked up the wrong parts from the garage. The bins they took from were marked “Fastest-To-Maybe” and we’re thinking that they read the tags as “Fastest-To-Jamie”. that’s all been sorted now.
Maybe we’ll meet up at Dover, or at least see each other walking around.
Jack
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Yes, I am really a J-Mac fan.
Cheers !
Kenny Solomon
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