Let’s set aside the NASCAR for a moment, just for a moment, to switch to a topic we at BFO love more than any other: being in the crapper.  We love being in the crapper so much that it brings a tear to our eye.  A tear that we wipe away with toilet paper.

So let us rejoice that the invention for which we have all been waiting is finally here: three ply toilet tissue.  It’s soft, it’s gentle, it’s Kleenex for your butt.  Check this out, and then try — just try — to tell us that America is not the greatest nation in the history of the world. 

Suck on this Osama — hidin’ in a cave wiping your derriere with scratchy-ass T.P.:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080916/ap_on_fe_st/odd3_ply_toilet_paper_1