If there is one thing that Sprint Cup rookie Chad Chaffin has learned from his short time spent racing on the NASCAR’s top circuit it’s that if Joe Nemecheks RV is a rockin’, don’t come a knockin’.  Unfortunately for Chaffin, he had to learn that lesson the hard way today at Dover.

As Chaffin’s motor coach pulled into the driver’s parking lot for this weekend’s race in Dover he noticed that someone else had parked in his assigned spot.  Chaffin knew it was his RV parking spot because a “Front Row Motorsports” sign, Chaffin’s main car sponsor for the weekend, was hanging on the fence.

“When I pulled up to my spot, this giant RV was already parked there.  I was a little confused at first.  I didn’t know what to do.  I got out of my RV to go talk to the owner of it, but when I was walking over there I noticed that the RV was rocking and shaking like there was a darn earthquake happening.  I figured someone must be in there so I’ll go knock on the door to try and figure this thing out” said Chaffin.

“When I knocked on the RV door the bumping up and down stopped and all I heard were loud mumblings of someone that sounded really pissed.  Right then I noticed the “Do Not Disturb Front Row Joe” sign on the door handle.  The door swings open and right there standing in his boxers was Front Row Joe himself, all sweaty, red-faced, wearing a gun belt and a police officer hat and not looking very happy.”

“What in the hell do you want, Rookie?” said Nemechek

“Uhh, sorry to interrupt you sir, but I think you made a mistake and might have parked in my spot.  You see, the sign over there designates this spot for Front Row Motorsports, which is my sponsor this weekend” said a frightened Chaffin.

“Son, I think you have made a mistake yourself by A- knocking on this door and B- that sign does say Front Row Motorsports, but I’m taking this spot.  I don’t know if you know this, but my name is Front Row Joe Nemechek, driver of the Furniture Row car, therefore I am taking this “Front Row Motorsports” spot and I’d appreciate it if you would let me get back to my business.  Now run along little guy and let “Officer” Front Row Big Daddy Joe go back to work” said Joe as he slammed his door in Chaffin’s face.

Distraught with what he just witnessed Chaffin walked back to his RV while other drivers in the parking lot laughed at his expense.

“HAHAHAHA, Nice try ROOKIE” yelled Jeff Gordon.

“Hey Rook, you’re never gonna get that image out of your head now are ya” belted Greg Biffle.

Chaffin started up his RV and pulled away completely embarrassed.  We caught up with Chaffin as he was unloading his motor home for the weekend in Lot 7 where he had to pay a $50 camping fee like all the other fans parked there.  “At least “officer” Joe didn’t invite me in to his RV.  I’ve learned my lesson.  If Joe Nemecheks RV is a rockin’, don’t go a knockin’.  I got it now.”