Man, there ain’t no party like a Dirtburger party and a Dirtburger party ain’t fun.
At my house over the holidays, we spend most of our time trying to solve a two-part equation.  (1) Which kid pooped his pants/broke Uncle Fat Sandy’s vintage ashtray/stole a beer and (2) Who that kid […]

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Dear Bobby Labonte and the People Responsible for This Colossal F-Up,
I haven’t dropped a gold-crusted nugget of advice that you haven’t flat out ignored, rejected, or put up on that dusty shelf along with your 2002 Martinsville trophy.  In short, I hope you’re happy.
Maybe if you had heeded my good […]

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10. Ron Hornaday admits to steroid use - Steroids are awesome.  Sure there are people out there that are very anti steroid but those are the same people that like having necks, big dongs and getting their butts kicked.  Ron Hornaday admitted to steroid use this season and seemed contrite about […]

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Being a NASCAR media celebrity I had the once in a lifetime opportunity to attend the annual NASCAR awards dinner and by attend the dinner, I mean glancing over at the tv while I was in the gym and saw that it was being replayed on Monday afternoon.  I could feel eyes […]

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