10. Ron Hornaday admits to steroid use - Steroids are awesome.  Sure there are people out there that are very anti steroid but those are the same people that like having necks, big dongs and getting their butts kicked.  Ron Hornaday admitted to steroid use this season and seemed contrite about it.  Would he be as apologetic if his jack fell during a pit stop and he could simply lift the car off the ground with his bare hands?  Probably not.

9.  Tony Stewart announces plans to start new team - Tony Stewart must hate winning races.  I can’t say that I blame him.  Each empty calorie Smoke consumes only adds to his considerable girth that he has to lug up that fence after each and every win.  What a pain.  His solution?  No treadmills or burdensome trip to the gym for him.  Stop winning races, stop climbing fences.  Michael Waltrip and Robby Gordon will tell you that the surefire way to never win again is to start your own team.

8.  Kyle Busch is awesome and then not so much – Kyle Busch became the first driver in history to win in the Craftsman Truck, Nationwide and Sprint Cup series’.  How exciting.  Remember when he won all those races?  That was great.  I love Kyle Busch just like everyone else which is not at all.  Remember when he was doing all those crazy antics to rile the crowd into fits of boos after his wins?  That was hilarious.  Especially after he fell off the face of the planet during the Chase.

7.  Carl Edwards will fight anybody, anywhere, anytime – That isn’t as much of a story as it is just a statement of fact.  Cross Carl, pay the price.  Hey Carl, I dare you to shove Ron Hornaday.  Just once.  Just go and try to push Ron Hornaday around. 

6.  Not such a good year for Goodyear – I blow tires all the time too but you don’t hear me complaining.  Sure you’ll hear me scream and yell and cuss but complain?  Never.  Do burnouts each and every day as you arrive home from work and you’re bound to blow a tire or two. 

5.  Fat Sandy gets lost at Watkins Glen, misses entire race by walking around track – Fat Sandy made his annual trip to Watkins Glen and made his annual error in judgment.  This year, old Mr. Dirtburger took off toward the merchandise trailers from his seats in turn one.  Unfortunately, Dirtburger went the wrong way and took the long route.  Fat Sandy made his way back to the seats just in time for the last lap.

4.  Wetbutt participates in Richard Petty Driving Experience and fails to top 100 mph – This year, reader and frequent commenter went to Richmond for the Richard Petty Driving Experience.  Wetbutt sent us some pics to show us all the fun he had.  Sadly, Wetbutt also told us that he failed to top 100 mph on the track.  He was full of excuses, but we’re pretty sure he topped that speed on I 95 on his way to the track. 

3.  Jack Roush Loses Some Proprietary Part – Somebody stole something from the Cat in the Hat or it was misplaced or something.  If you are going to steal anything from Jack, steal the hat.  Tell me what you find under that hat.  I’m dying to know.  Horns?  A halo?  I know, another hat, then another smaller hat and so on and so on.  That would be cool.

2.  Jimmie Johnson wins third straight Sprint Cup - ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

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