Kyle Busch has heard it all before. How he is so ugly that he once looked out the window and got arrested for mooning. How when he walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras. How they should have paid him this past weekend to stay out of the Vegas strip joints. How he is so ugly he should get handicapped parking. He’s so ugly that even Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie wouldn’t adopt him. Yup, he’s heard it all and yet he has overcome these ribbings and taken a giant dump on the faces of those people who have said those things.
You can now put Kyle Busch in the category of people in various high profile occupations who made it big without the benefit of classic good looks. Some others who are in this exclusive club include Keith Richards, Rosanne Barr, Bea Arthur and Flavor Flav. All of these folks are unpleasant to look at but have overcome their ugliness to be major successes in their profession. The same can now be said for Kyle Busch.
At the age of 23 Kyle has already tallied 13 wins in the Sprint Cup Series, 22 wins in the Nationwide Series and 10 wins in the Camping World Truck Series. On top of that he has been dating Samantha Sarcinella whose pastimes include jogging, swimming and outdoor activities. Oh and did we mention she was an aerobic instructor and a model? (You can see more of her here… http://drinkthis.typepad.com/answer_this/2008/06/samanthasarcine.html) On top of topping that, according to TMZ.com, after winning the race last Sunday Kyle spent $5,000 on ten bottles of champagne and sprayed it all over a crowd of Vegas douche bags who are at a club on a Sunday night while the rest of America prepares for real life on Monday.
4 responses so far ↓
1 Ugly is as ugly does // Jul 9, 2009 at 4:56 pm
She’s only latching on to him because: She’ll look better compared to him, high maintenance, looks decent but no personality, he has more exposure and she needs more, etc….
2 Lap My Valve // Mar 5, 2009 at 3:50 pm
Long distance/telephone relationships must work well for Rowdy and Sam. When they get together to do the dirty she can always drop a bag over his head. Hopefully she uses one of them thar reusable bags so as to reduce his objectionable carbon footprint. Kyle can hook the straps under his shoulders to reduce the equally carbon wasteful ‘EEEEKKKK’ if it were to fall off.
Keep slamming into that Rowdy while it’s still young and cute. U R my hero!
3 YowserYowser // Mar 5, 2009 at 9:40 am
Hey! If he makes the glasses look good, imagine what they look like on you!
4 dAndy // Mar 4, 2009 at 8:53 am
It’s OK to be ugly when you have sunglasses that are that f’n cool!
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