A recent poll for Plus Sized NASCAR Ladies magazine posed the question of ‘which NASCAR driver would the ladies like to have for dinner the most?’  The resounding answer to the question was Kasey Kahne but the magazine’s editors fear that the unfortunately phrased question led to some confusion when the readers answered. 

“I would love to have Kasey Kahne for dinner,” responded Plus Sized NASCAR Ladies magazine subscriber Bertha Thumbenbutt.  “Ain’t an ounce of fat on them bones.  Kasey ain’t nothin’ but a lean piece of meat.  I’d dig my teeth right into that bare white bottom of his.”

The question, asked as part of a monthly poll of readers done by the magazine, was the latest entry in a series of questions that asks ladies which driver they would like to enjoy an evening activity with.  Last month’s poll question simply asked which driver the readers would most like to go see a chick flick with.  The answer, of course, was Jeff Gordon.

“I’d suck the meat off them tiny little fingers and toes of his,” said Plus Sized NASCAR Ladies magazine reader Phyllis Potpie.  “That Kahne boy is a grade A, USDA prime piece of ass.”

Plus Sized NASCAR magazine editor Lucille Stitts says her magazine has the utmost of editorial standards and apologizes for any inconvenience caused to Kahne.  She also assures Kahne that by simply locking his doors, turning on his security system and employing the services of several attack dogs, he should be able to avoid any unwanted advances or late night snacking from his plus sized hungry fans.

“In retrospect I think we should have asked which driver would they like to have over for dinner not have for dinner,” said Stitts.  “This was obviously a mistake on our part.  We certainly do not advocate any of our readers having Kasey Kahne for dinner, at least not without cooking him to an internal temperature of 135 degrees.  Wouldn’t want anyone catching salmonella don’t you know.”