The effort of driving his #55 car deep into the corner on Saturday forced a substantial fart from between Michael Waltrip’s butt cheeks last Saturday night.  Unfortunately, the Napa Chevrolet also bottomed out (pardon the pun), sending sparks showering beneath the car.
 The resulting conflagration engulfed Waltrip’s ride in flames, sparking […]

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Embattled driver Jeremy Mayfield was caught up by NASCAR late last week when he failed a random illiteracy test.  The tests are designed by NASCAR to ensure none of the drivers who can read have any competitive advantage over those who can.
Investigators became suspicious after several pretest indicators seemed to show […]

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The concern in this great country of ours surrounding obesity is more than justified, in my humble opinion.  We all see those skinny bitches, I’m talking about women as well as men here, walking around our major metropolitan areas.  Nothing’s sadder than seeing some waif leave half a plate of rabbit food at the table on Saturday […]

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