Ever been stuck in the parking lot after a NASCAR race?  Of course you have.  Well race car drivers are no different.  After spending hours in their cars logging laps and miles, NASCAR drivers and their haulers generally put in a couple more hours trying to navigate their way from the […]

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For years scholars and mechanics have debated the age-old question, “If comic book superheroes were NASCAR drivers, who would be the best?”  Alllefturns.com stacked up the best superheroes and conducted an exhaustive series of scientific tests to determine this ranking. Enjoy!
http://www.allleftturns.com/best-comic-book-superhero-race-car-drivers

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Kyle Busch is usually a contender on NASCAR’s road courses, but the ace driver was reportedly upset with his brand-new Transformers car at Sonoma on Sunday.
“It transformed all right,” said fan “Destin” Dave Franklean, “transformed right into a piece of crap.”
Having seen the trailer for Transformers 2, Destin Dave fully […]

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Construction at the NASCAR Hall of Fame is well underway, and NASCAR fans have a unique opportunity to help build the new hallowed halls for motorsports’ greatest series.  Fan reaction has not been strong, however, to the chance to sponsor a brick in the Jeff Gordon Pavillion.

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Knowing that race fans are always looking for something new and different, Michigan International Speedway upped the ante for fan giveaways this weekend.  Television viewers may have noticed a lot of empty-looking bleachers in Turn 4, Turn 2, and Turn 3 at the track on Sunday, but raceway officials say that’s […]

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Check out the cool video at allleftturns.com of Brian Vickers making a pit stop in Times Square.
http://www.allleftturns.com/pit-stop-times-square

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You’ve heard of Citizen Soldiers, and here’s your chance to be a Citizen Journalist… which is like a Citizen Soldier, with fewer guns, comfier bunks, and no sand in your butt-crack.
NASCAR is offering up access to its raceday inner workings to bloggers, online editors, and other people who cover NASCAR […]

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So there’s this report out there about Jeremy Mayfield’s positive drug test and what the drugs were and all that stuff.  Turns out, according to ESPN, that drug was meth.  I’m no expert but from what I do know, that’s some pretty serious stuff like make your teeth fall out bad […]

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Montoya, Andretti, Kurt Busch and Kyle Petty,
Labonte, Jeff Burton – they want to race, that’s certain.
Newman, Logano, baby, you and I know…
Off Route One Fifteen
There’s a place called Pocono
That’s where you want to go
To get away from the wall.

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Every now and again we will post some articles from the good folks over at All Left Turns.  They post some funny stuff, check them out at http://www.allleftturns.com/
This week they share our passion for hating Digger!!!!
http://www.allleftturns.com/die-digger-die-kids-coloring-contest

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Greg Biffle chatted on ESPN.com this morning via the magic of the intertubes:  http://proxy.espn.go.com/chat/chatESPN?event_id=26817.  We make no secret here at Black Flagged Online that we think Biffle drinks gasoline for breakfast and has to shave 9 times a day because he is such a man, except his back because he uses […]

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My name is Wally Dallenbach and this may sound absurd
But I’m fixin’to get busy and flex my skills wit da words
Best dust off the microphone and iron your jorts
I be bustin’ in your livin’ room live thanks to TNT Sports
Once I made my livin’ drivin’ pimped out race cars
Now it’s […]

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Don’t cry for Tony Eury Jr., getting fired from Hendrick Motorsports is the best thing that ever happened to him according to the former crew chief and cousin of Dale Earnhardt Jr.  Eury Jr. was fired unceremoniously from his plum crew chief job when Earnhardt Jr.’s performance failed to match the […]

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Panic gripped NASCAR’s youngest driver Sunday morning in the lobby of a Dover, Delaware Holiday Inn Express when team owner “Coach” Gibbs told Joey Logano not to forget the keys to the race.
“Honestly, I thought I had people for all of that,” Logano complained to the adoring media.  “But Coach […]

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Dear Bobby Labonte, I hate you:
My dearest Robert, I know it has been a while since we last spoke.  In fact we have never spoken, but I have sent you letter after letter and in the world of stalkers that means we are basically married.  Throughout the years I have been […]

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