Montoya, Andretti, Kurt Busch and Kyle Petty,

Labonte, Jeff Burton – they want to race, that’s certain.

Newman, Logano, baby, you and I know…

Off Route One Fifteen

There’s a place called Pocono

That’s where you want to go

To get away from the wall.

Chassis in the dirt…

You drink so much beer, you don’t feel it hurt.

You’ll find peace at last

In a champagne glass bubble bath

Down in Pocono.

McMurray and Stremme – ooh you wanna get me

With Jeff Gordon, Mark Martin – just as the race is startin’

Officials and race fuel, babe you know it’s so cool.

Oooh I wanna take Turn Three at Pocono

We’ll get there fast and then we’ll take it slow

Way down in Pocono.

(whisper) Greg Biffle, and Kahne – that blacktop is insane.

We’ll park our truck at dawn,

And put some low-grade sunscreen on.

We’ll drink cheap beer until our inhibitions are gone.

Afternoon delight.

Engines and pit row fights.

Go poop down by Long Pond

And wipe your bum with a poison ivy frond.

Way down in Pocono.

Edwards and Junior – tap a keg before your nooner.

Harvick and Vickers – ten different kinds of liquors.

Menard, David Ragan, baby, in Fall we’’’ come here again.

Off Route One Fifteen

There’s a place called Pocono

That’s where you want to go

To get away from the wall.

(whisper) Sam Hornish, Scott Speed – you’re all the wrecks I need.

SAX SOLO

Everybody knows

A NASCAR track like Pocono

Now if you wanna go

And you can pay for it all

Go down to Pocono.

Montoya, Andretti, Kurt Busch and Kyle Petty,

Labonte, Jeff Burton – they want to race, that’s certain.

Newman, Logano, baby, you and I know…

Oooh I wanna take Turn Three at Pocono

We’ll get there fast and then we’ll take it slow

Way down in Pocono.

McMurray and Stremme – ooh you wanna get me

With Jeff Gordon, Mark Martin – just as the race is startin’

Officials and race fuel, babe you know it’s so cool.

Oooh I wanna take you down to Pocono.