Greg Biffle chatted on ESPN.com this morning via the magic of the intertubes:  http://proxy.espn.go.com/chat/chatESPN?event_id=26817.  We make no secret here at Black Flagged Online that we think Biffle drinks gasoline for breakfast and has to shave 9 times a day because he is such a man, except his back because he uses his back hair as a means of discouraging unwanted advances from wild animals.  For future reference, should you find yourself in the woods with Biffle and a bear attacks don’t scream.  Biffle will simply curl his back and make his back hair stand on end.  By all means do not run.  The bear will be quite clear on his chances for enjoying a quick meal and will most decidedly steer clear of Biffle.  If you are running away you are fleeing the safety Biffle provides.

Anyway, between kicking ass and facilitating the resulting world peace his domination creates, Biffle had 14 spare minutes to chat with his fans.  Unfortunately he did not respond to any questions posed by Black Flagged Online.  He probably just wants to save something to talk about during our pillow talk next time we are camping. 

Since Biffle wouldn’t answer, we thought we would post the questions here and let Biffle answer in the comments section.  He isn’t a reader of our site.  That we know for sure because of the simple fact that we are still alive.  But should Biffle Google himself tonight and find his way to our site, answer away King Greg, answer away.

1.      I’ve heard a “tall tale” that when in high school in Washington State, you backed your car up to the gym doors and did a colossal burnout that filled the school with tire smoke.  I also heard you had a similar burnout scheduled for victory lane at Pocono this weekend.  Are either of these awesome rumors true?

2.      Has anyone ever farted in your helmet before a race? If so, did you attend their funeral?

3.      Who would win in a fight, you or Michael Vick’s dogs?

4.      Remember when we met at Charlotte? 

5.      The only other Biff I know spent his time chasing Michael J. Fox around on his skateboard hoping to beat him up.  Ever get any urges?

6.      Just a follow up question, do you have a sports almanac from the future and are there plans to race the Delorean?