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Entries from July 2009

Why we love Jamie Little!

July 17th, 2009 · 1 Comment

The good folks over at Alllefturns.com know how to reach Ol’ Harley Splash and Go Coe’s heart.  They have some pics of that sexy little NASCAR pit reporting vixen Jamie Little, take a look see.
http://www.allleftturns.com/jamie-little-pics

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Tags: Chicagoland

Kurt Busch Finishes 17th at Chicago; Temper Drops to 44th

July 13th, 2009 · 3 Comments

After running in the Top Ten all night at Chicagoland, the Blue Deuce limped to a 17th place finish following a major dust-up with the 48 of Jimmie Johnson.  The news was even worse for Kurt Busch’s temper, however, which finished the race in 44th.
“Man, Kurt Busch’s temper had a bad […]

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Tags: Chicagoland

Bad Pit Stop Direct Result Of Bad Grammar

July 13th, 2009 · 2 Comments

Every race fan knows that races can be won or lost on pit road.  In the world of NASCAR where the difference between moving up a few positions and disaster is often measured in tenths of seconds, teams have to work each and every day to make sure their pit stops work […]

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Tags: Chicagoland

Vodaphone Doesn’t Connect to Krista Voda

July 10th, 2009 · No Comments

Cal Stalkerton has tried for months to get into contact with the woman he is meant to marry, Fox NASCAR analyst Krista Voda, but to no avail.  Last, week, his personal devastation continued as he discovered that subscribing to Vodaphone would not, in fact, connect him to Krista Voda.

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Tags: Chicagoland

Patriot Stewart Defends NASCAR Nation From Japanese Attack On 4th Of July

July 10th, 2009 · 1 Comment

The Coke Zero 400 at Daytona International Speedway was an all American affair.  Being held on the 4th of July, it was all hot dogs and apple pie, as NASCAR celebrated our nation’s birthday at one of the most famous auto racing sites in the United States.  In the stands, fans […]

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Tags: Daytona

All Left Turns - Best NASCAR Pickup Lines (Plus Pictures Of Hot Chicks)

July 9th, 2009 · No Comments

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Tags: Chicagoland

Funny or Die, Jimmie Johnson Self Help Video, Jason Seahorn and Nick Lachey? How Can You Not Watch?

July 9th, 2009 · No Comments

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/c8ecaa6dd4/nascar-champ-jimmie-johnson-s-self-help-dvd

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Tags: Chicagoland

Chicagoland Loses Vacationers to Neverland

July 8th, 2009 · No Comments

Upon learning it’s now safe to take your kids there, NASCAR fan Randy Rotgut is loading up the family truckster and taking the whole clan to Michael Jackson’s Neverland Ranch instead of going to the Chicagoland race this weekend.

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Tags: Chicagoland

Um, This Won’t Turn Mikey Into Junior

July 7th, 2009 · No Comments

The folks at Michael Waltrip Racing have finally figured out how to make fans identify Michael Waltrip more with Dale Earnhardt, Jr.  Following the age-old adage, if you can’t beat ‘em join ‘em, Mikey has invited every other driver in the Sprint Cup to join his race team.  After extending all […]

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Tags: Daytona

Following Jacko’s Example, Fans Will Children to Dale, Jr.

July 2nd, 2009 · 2 Comments

NASCAR fans who accidentally tuned in to the real news this week happened across a great idea for planning their last wills and testaments.  Pop icon Michael Jackson, who willed the care of his children to either his mother or to Diana Ross, unsuspectingly gave hundreds of rednecks a great idea.

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Tags: Daytona

Lenox “Tools” Ready To Take The World By Storm

July 1st, 2009 · No Comments

Everyone knows the Gillette “Young Guns.”   A youthful bunch of fun loving NASCAR drivers united by their enthusiasm for shaving and generous financial support from Gillette.  The Young Guns inspire young men everywhere who can’t wait to take that sharp Gillette Fusion Power blade to their face and free them from […]

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Tags: New Hampshire