We at BlackFlaggedOnline have some ’splaining to do, we know. We left you alone during the long, cold winter with no fake news to warm your eyeballs by. And if you are as passionate a BFO fan as BFO Superfan DandyManCandy, we are sure you are a little upset with us for leaving you in limbo.
Well, like a good hook in the mouth of a bluemouth bass, BFO is still there. So if we let the line play out a little too far, allow us good folks to reel you back in for a rootin’ tootin’ rough-n-ready season of fast lap times and slow pit stops, off-track-follies and on-track escapades.
We’re plenty excited for the 2010 season, mainly becuase there is no way on God’s green earth that Jimmie Johnson can win ANOTHER one… right? And this year holds lots of good surprises for our loyal readership, like our first-ever Fan Challenge, interviews, podcasts, and the NASCAR satire you’ve come to know and love.
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Yours in tire rubber,
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4 responses so far ↓
1 dAndy Himself // Feb 5, 2010 at 5:21 pm
Well shit biscuits! I’m happier than a puppy with two peters right now! I was driving home from work the other day and thought geez, I ain’t even much thought about firing up the ol’ computer machine and checking out BFO since I got canned last year. I then I see a post dedicated to me! I’ve missed you guys too, but not in a gay Michael Waltrip making out with Jeff Gordon kind of way (warning: don’t read that more than once or the mental picture you draw will scar your eyes for life!). Fire up the fantasy league and let’s get this party started! <3 dAndy
2 MARTEL!!! // Feb 4, 2010 at 2:38 pm
Well, it’s ’bout FREAKIN’ TIME, muthers!!! I don’t cares ’bout ANY explainations ya gots. I figured y’all musta got picked up by a UFO. Or maybe ya got rufeed an’ losted in Tiajauna or y’all relasped in wound up in rehab with Steven Tyler. Let’s see if ya got any game left in yas. Maybe you all were hibernating with Digger. Well yer finally poked outa what ever hole you were in, ya best be rested up an’ ready to go kids. LOL, MARTEL!!!
3 Yowser // Feb 3, 2010 at 9:52 am
I’m not speaking to you.
You didn’t even leave a note. Didn’t say goodbye. Just walked out on me and the kids. At first, I thought you went out for smokes and beer like you’ve done a thousand times before.
Then I filed a missing persons report.
Then I started looking for the insurance and discovered all you had was some Colonial Penn policy for $6000 and I needed a body to cash that.
Maybe I will speak with you after you sign this little piece of paper right here.
and here.
and here.
and would you initial this here.
Sign here and date it.
4 JimBob // Feb 3, 2010 at 9:51 am
Come on, we all know that leaving Danica’s picture up there since last September was all part of some intricate voo-doo ritual to make her switch to NASCAR.
Well, I hope you’re happy.
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