I am a sore loser.  Not because I can’t handle losing.  It’s much deeper than that.  Not only can I not handle losing, I handle it very poorly.  What happens when I lose?  I punish myself.  Severely.  Since the end of last Fantasy NASCAR Season, after I took an epic fall from the top to finish mid-pack, it’s been nothing but physical punishment for me.  16 lashes a day in honor of racing’s greatest hero, Greg Biffle.  I like a little variety so I would use something different to whip myself every single day, a hanger, belt, rope, Indiana Jones whip, banana peels, just about anything I could find lying around the house.  All of this punishment was done to remind me that only losers lose just like my old man always told me.  But today, I am a better man and fully equiped to whip the living heck out of each and every one of you foolish enough to jump in this fantasy league.  I oughta do the right thing and just limit it to myself so nobody else gets hurt but what fun would that be? We have a lot of story lines this year in our league.  Will Fat Sandy Dirtburger win a week?  Will Remington Chassis pick up any ladies from the league?  He’s never been one to shy away from dipping his stick in the company oil.  Will Otis Featherbean win?  Yes.  Will Dan Beaver come out of his hole and challenge for the championship this year?  Doubtful. 

 Anyway, without further ado, I present to you BFO nation, the Black Flagged Online Yahoo Fantasy League 2010 version:

http://racing.fantasysports.yahoo.com/auto/register/joinprivategroup

For those of you that can navigate the Yahoo Fantasy universe better than others, here are the keys to the castle:

Group Name:  Black Flagged Online

 Group ID#:  27165

Password:  featherbean

 See you chumps at the track