Edwards Flips Out After Bad Weekend
Carl Edwards flipped the 12 car of Brad Keselowski in an ugly conclusion to a weekend that saw the Columbia, MO, driver lose his temper multiple times. The series of unfortunate events began much earlier, however, as Edwards spiraled out of control.
The NASCAR star got his weekend off to a bad start in a fancy Atlanta restaurant, where he ordered french fries but was served something called pomme frites. Edwards reacted to the slight by flipping over his table. For his transgression, the driver was called into the restaurant’s coat room for a stern talking to by culinary officials.
To unwind from that incident, Edwards went back to his hotel room to unwind with a game of checkers with his niece. following an unprecedented quadruple jump move, Edwards flipped the board over and sent the pieces flying.
Turning his focus to his ritual pre-race breakfast, Edwards set out for the grocery store. Shortly after he arrived in the cereal aisle, he witnessed local Atlanta shopper Fritz Feltingham place the last box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch in his cart. Enraged, Concrete Carl sent the shopping cart tumbling down the aisle.
Tarris Heeter officials tell us they have suspended Edwards from using a cart until next Wednesday’s circular hits mailboxes. Until that date, Edwards will have to use a basket.
Tags: Atlanta
4 responses so far ↓
1 Hornbreaker // Mar 11, 2010 at 7:50 am
Cousin Carl didn’t flip Brad” Nascar” did, with that B.S. airplane wing that nobody likes to start with. Look back into the 60’s,70’s,80’s & the 90’s not one car did a back flip. side flips yes but no ass over tee kettle. 3-flips in two years tell me I’m wrong. When is helton going to get his head out of his a-hole?
2 steve vincent // Mar 9, 2010 at 5:24 am
i bet junior johnson looks at this mess and realy says,what a bunch of pussys,mike helton included.safty is at its best.drivers,grow a pair,fans in the stands,you pay your money,you take you chances!
3 Bob // Mar 8, 2010 at 1:13 pm
That Carl is sure not very grounded.
4 dAndy // Mar 8, 2010 at 10:15 am
I have to give him credit though. That flip he put on Keselowski was a thing of beauty.
P.S. Look out fantasy players. BuschLightOrgasmotron finally had a good week. Ready or not here I come Otis.
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