Young driver Joey Logano tugged on the corner of a brightly-decorated “Happy Race Day, Joey” banner hanging in the shop and wondered aloud whether other drivers’ moms are so involved in their operations.
“The piñatas are cool – and I like the Home Depot/Number 20 paper plates we use when it’s time […]

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Dear Bobby Labonte and other people looking for BL’s cojones,
I write to inform you that the collection I have started up to sponsor your racecar might be big enough to cover some of your funeral expenses.  In particular, I was thinking of a nice headstone engraved with the words “Cheerios, Ask.com, […]

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As drivers’ hopes of making NASCAR’s Chase for the Cup dwindle, many of them are joining the Chase for Tail, an unsanctioned series in which NASCAR drivers with nothing better to do with themselves scramble for as much sweet action as they and their devoted lady-fans can handle in the final […]

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Black Flagged Online readers, we ask that you head on over to the always funny and informative Yahoo’s From The Marbles Blog because it is time for another Chrome Horn podcast with yours truly as special guests!!!   Please listen to it and post to Yahoo or our site how much you hate […]

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When Michael Waltrip took his #55 Napa Auto Parts Toyota to the track for Sunday’s running of the Pep Boys Auto 500 at Atlanta Motor Speedway, the driver reached a milestone that few drivers achieve in their career, 985 losses. 
“This is a great day for losers everywhere!” said Waltrip fan […]

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As Jimmie Johnson finished in the top five again on Sunday and the stock market plunged again Monday morning, it sent Wall Street investors and NASCAR Executives scurrying from portfolios to practice speeds as they try to salvage the markets.
Bobby Detwiller has been on Wall Street for a long time […]

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The only luck Kyle Busch, driver of the #18 M&M’s Toyota has had since the start of the Chase has been bad luck.  That “luck” continued this past week at Martinsville after cutting a tire on three separate occasions, leaving Busch with a 29th place finish, the lowest of all the […]

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Normally I don’t read USA Today because the articles are too long and between chewing my toenails and stomping out flaming bags of dog poop I don’t really have the time to read.  But some fella left the latest edition next to me in the courtroom this morning as I was […]

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Gather ’round, boys and girls!  Fat Sandy is a proud man — not too proud to tell you that he often wakes up with cottonmouth, blood on the front of his Skynard t-shirt and only a vague recollection of fast cars going around in circles the night before.
Like most fans, I […]

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