After pulling to an 8th place finish at Atlanta Motor Speedway on Sunday, Greg Biffle, the driver of the #16 Census 2010 Ford climbed from his car and immediately switched from NASCAR driver to spokesman for his new sponsor.
“Boy o boy could I sure go for an ice cold Census 2010 […]

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Carl Edwards incurred one of the harshest penalties NASCAR can deliver yesterday when race series official handed down a punishment of three weeks prohibition for the reckless driving that flipped the car of Brad Keselowski in Sundays race at Atlanta.
The decision won immediate approval from Keselowski fans, including G. Whillikers, […]

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Carl Edwards flipped the 12 car of Brad Keselowski in an ugly conclusion to a weekend that saw the Columbia, MO, driver lose his temper multiple times.  The series of unfortunate events began much earlier, however, as Edwards spiraled out of control.
The NASCAR star got his weekend off to a bad […]

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NASCAR should have seen it coming.  The crewman who chased one of Marcus Ambrose’s tires directly into the path of oncoming stock cars traveling at a rate of speed exceeding 180 miles per hour has a long history of being in the wrong place at the wrong time.  Not surprisingly, nearly […]

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, I HATE FANTASY NASCAR.  Every Sunday I find myself rooting against my favorite driver because I need to move up in the standings to beat Dan Beaver.  I am constantly second-guessing my picks, seeing who Dan Beaver picks, changing drivers after practice […]

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Everyone that follows NASCAR knows that the Busch brothers are not without their critics.  There is no middle ground when discussing them.  People either love them or hate them, with the majority falling into the latter category.  Kurt endured his fair share of criticism when he left Roush Racing after winning […]

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Who was voted to be the Grade-A Tool of the Week at this weekend’s Kobalt Tools 500?  Kurt Busch, that’s who.  We challenge you to find another driver who comes close to claiming the throne.  Determined not to let little brother Kyle Busch out-dork him for a fourth race in a […]

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First off, I don’t know if you’ve heard the news, but a gigantic government stimulus package is coming our way.  (This is how the American government is so effing awesome by the way — we’re never short of cash.  Take that, Iceland!)
As always, Mike Helton’s moustache is on the […]

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I HATE FANTASY NASCAR.  Honestly, I don’t like.  I’m not good at it and all it does is give everyone else in the league a chance to make fun of me and tell me how bad I suck.  I’m even losing to DAN BEAVER!  I’m starting to think that he knows what […]

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Kyle Busch has heard it all before.  How he is so ugly that he once looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.  How when he walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras.  How they should have paid him this past weekend to stay out of the […]

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Bobby Labonte on Monday congratulated his former ride, the #18 car, on finally making it back into Victory Lane at the Kobalt Tools 500.
Labonte, who is 172 years old, now drives the #43 Cheerios/Betty Crocker Dodge, but spent 11 seasons and won 21 races behind the wheel of the #18 for Joe Gibbs Racing.  His […]

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Kyle Busch cruised into homeroom Monday morning with the oversized Kobalt wrench he was awarded for winning this weekend’s marquee NASCAR event at Atlanta Motor Speedway. One sarcastic junior muttered: “Nice wrench, dick,” and one of the chatty blondes who sits next to the door and chews bubblegum squealed, “Look — a tool for […]

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Dear Dan Beaver,
I am writing on behalf of race fans and Yahoo! Fantasy NASCAR devotees everywhere when I ask you to stop putting Hendrick motorsports drivers into your fantasy lineup. I am extremely worried you are going to kill one of them in the weekly wrecks that bear an uncanny similarity to your “predictions.”
At Daytona, […]

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To the kids in his Columbia, Missouri, neighborhood, old Moonshot Butterbrickle is a dirty old coot who chases them off his front lawn. To Carl Edwards, however, he just may be a savior.
Butterbrickle is just one of an estimated dozen former professional stock car drivers who have settled into retirement in this placid Midwestern community. […]

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Carl Edwards was penalized 100 Championship points for a rule infraction involving the oil tank lid cover following his victory at Las Vegas Motor Speedway. The points deduction cost Edwards the points lead in the championship chase, but more damaging to Edward’s season is the penalty he received from the panel of judges responsible for […]

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