In a swift and decisive action out of the NASCAR hauler Thursday morning at Bristol, NASCAR President Mike Helton issued a decree banning all office pools for the NCAA basketball tournament.  Citing safety issues and perceived impropriety Helton forbade any pools for the tournament and is considering banning pools for the […]

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While big brother Kurt Busch was spending a rain soaked weekend waiting to try his hand at drag racing in the NHRA Gatornationals last weekend, younger brother Kyle Busch was suiting up for a drag race of his own.
“I simply think it devine that we have such an accomplished, dashing and […]

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Some called the 500 people that inhabit Food City, TN crazy when they decided to pool their money and sponsor the spring race at Bristol Motor Speedway.  But in the aftermath of yesterday’s running of the Food City 500, you’d be hard pressed to find a single Food City resident […]

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Once upon a time the Hollywood Hotel was considered the largest, most luxurious and costly hotel at NASCAR tracks. The portable Hotel was designed to host NASCAR’s elite and the guest list has included regular NASCARites such as Jeff Hammond, Chris Meyers and even former Vice President Dick Cheney.  On February […]

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Small race teams are finding it harder and harder to make ends meet nowadays.  With the high cost of maintaining day to day operations and the pressure of having to compete with the large multi car operations like Roush/Fenway Racing and Hendrick Motorsports, some small race teams are being forced to […]

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Dear NASCAR:
No race this past weekend?  I don’t understand, it wasn’t Mother’s Day or Easter was it? It is St. Patrick’s weekend but that is only celebrated by a minority of potato heads that dress funny and drink gallons of beer. Well, maybe they could be NASCAR Fans but that’s not the […]

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Tune into the Phatguys Fantasy NASCAR Show on Thursday, March 12th at 5:30pm EST as we talk with Kevin and Oliver about Blackflaggedonline.com, who to pick for your fantasy NASCAR leagues as well as breaking down everything about the drivers, tracks, first four races this season and just making fun of […]

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Jeff Burton has never been a big fan of Easter. While most families gather together to go to church, hunt for Easter eggs and feast on a big Easter dinner together, the holiday at the Burton household has generally been a much different affair. Forget the family bonding and fellowship, Easter at the […]

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BY REMINGTON “RC” CHASSIS
TOKYO – In an effort to boost his already underachieving stable of drivers that include Matt Kenseth, Greg Biffle, Carl Edwards, Jamie McMurray and David Ragan, Rousch Fenway Racing today announced that it has opened a driver scouting shop located in Tokyo, Japan.
In the search to net the next great […]

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The weekly video game playing session held by the Gillette Young Guns was temporarily halted when Mark Martin, the 49 year old driver of the #8 US Army Chevrolet, stopped by for a surprise visit.  The Gillette Young Guns, comprised of Carl Edwards, Ryan Newman, Kasey Kahne, Denny Hamlin, Kurt Busch and Clint Bowyer, is […]

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With one eye on the telemetry and another on Tony Stewart’s bulging waistline, Crew Chief of the #20 Home Depot Toyota today asked race fans to leave their BBQ grills at home for Bristol.
“The smell of that Tennessee BBQ could turn out to be a real problem for the team,” Zippy told blackflaggedonline.com. “First […]

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The King, Richard Petty, stands at the far side of the Petty Enterprises garage and watches Kyle Petty pull his long flowing locks of hair into a pony tail.  When Kyle gets his hair safely secured and hanging halfway down his back, he grabs his socket wrench and disappears back under the hood of his […]

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Francine Beckinswale, assistant to NASCAR president Mike Helton, got an earful from her boss today after Helton decided that the new desk chair he ordered is aero-tight.
“Francine! This gawd-dam desk cha-yer is aero-tight!” Mike Helton’s moustache bellows every time Helton pushes the chair back to prop his boots up on his desk, fire up […]

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