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Entries Tagged as 'Budweiser Shootout (Daytona)'
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February 4th, 2010 · 2 Comments
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Accelerators No Problem For Toyota’s NASCAR Drivers
February 4th, 2010 · 1 Comment
Mooresville NC resident Erma Kitten isn’t even a blip on the radar screen of NASCAR nation. She’s at least 30 years senior to NASCAR’s Sprint Cup driver. The only decal on her car identifies her as a handicapped driver. Her blue hair and blu-blockers would make her stand out like a […]
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I Get Annoyed By A Squawking Parrot Named Mikey During NASCAR Races Too But My Mikey Isn’t A Bird by Otis Featherbean
February 4th, 2010 · 2 Comments
First off, I think if you name your beloved pet parrot Mikey then you are just asking for trouble. But evidently avid bird hunter Dennis Zeglin didn’t think this would be a problem and went ahead and pulled the trigger, literally. You see, Dennis’ bird…..hold on, Dennis’ wife’s bird was engaging […]
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DandyManCandy, We Want You Back
February 2nd, 2010 · 4 Comments
We at BlackFlaggedOnline have some ’splaining to do, we know. We left you alone during the long, cold winter with no fake news to warm your eyeballs by. And if you are as passionate a BFO fan as BFO Superfan DandyManCandy, we are sure you are a little upset with us for […]
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Mike Helton Sees His Shadow; Ten More Months of Restrictor Plate Racing
February 2nd, 2010 · 2 Comments
Mike Helton emerged from his winter den this morning just to take a look-see around at the ticket sales office for the Gatorade Twin Duels at Daytona. A long, mustachioed shadow fell on the ground outside the famed NASCAR “trailer” in which Helton takes his winter repose, indicating to race fans all over […]
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President Helton Plans Lavish Inauguration Ceremony
February 9th, 2009 · 1 Comment
On the heels of President Barack Obama’s historic inauguration as the President of the United States, NASCAR President Mike Helton has announced his plans to hold a lavish inauguration ceremony to kick of the 2009 NASCAR season at Daytona’s Speed Week. Documents obtained by Black Flagged Online reveal that […]
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Ken Schrader Brings 579 Race Losing Streak into Daytona
February 9th, 2009 · 2 Comments
Ken Schrader loaded up the hauler last week with one number on his mind: 579. That’s how many races the erstwhile driver of the best car Little Debbie can buy has frittered away with his timid driving style and hapless predisposition to wrecking out of races.
NASCAR historian Phylo Boogertube calls it […]
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Fat Sandy’s Economic Crisis
February 9th, 2009 · 2 Comments
If you’re like me, you’ve been thinking about the upcoming Sprint Cup season for five months and saving up for it for five days. You and I both know that the nickles and dimes rattling around in the bottom of your gun safe aren’t liable to stay put. I’m in there twice a […]
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Trailer Park Readies for 12th Annual Bud Shootout
February 6th, 2009 · 1 Comment
Whisper Groves will be anything but quiet tomorrow night as the Bud Shootout comes to the trailer park for the 12th year in a row. Park residents are all atwitter as the NASCAR season begins with an exhibition event, followed by the shooting rampage of drunken race fans in their makeshift […]
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Robby Gordon Blames Last Season’s Woes On Steering Wheel Being Upside Down
February 8th, 2008 · 3 Comments
During a recent press conference announcing his new partnership with Gillette-Evernham Motorsports, Robby Gordon elaborated on last season’s woes and identified the problem as a faulty installation of the steering wheel. “We just had the darned thing on upside down,” Gordon explained.
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Gatorade Likely Culprit of Waltrip’s Test Failure
February 8th, 2008 · No Comments
Michael Waltrip’s second consecutive failure at testing for the Gatorade twins appears to be the result of treating the sponsoring product as a fuel additive. The sugary residue of Gatorade was found in the engine block of the Napa Auto Parts Toyota. An unrepentant Waltrip was furious that the only substance NASCAR allows in gas […]
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Hi, I’m Kyle Busch’s Car and I’m nervous as all Hell for 2008!!!
February 8th, 2008 · 3 Comments
Most cars get a little nervy when some pimply-faced teenager gets into the drivers seat with an I’m-about-to-do-something-stupid grin on his face, but not me. I’m the No. 18 Interstate Batteries car, and my pimply-faced teenage driver is Kyle Busch. He gets that look nearly every day.
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Dario Franchitti Gunning for First Nightona 500 Victory
February 8th, 2008 · No Comments
He might be a rookie, but Dario Franchitti expects to win on the NASCAR circuit… on his own terms.
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Kahne Unnerved By Overweight Female Fan’s Advances
February 8th, 2008 · 2 Comments
An appearance at the Anheuser-Busch headquarters in St. Louis Missouri was cut short when Kasey Kahne, driver of the #9 Budweiser Dodge Charger, was whisked away by security after an overzealous fan wanted to get closer to her favorite driver.
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France Announces Major Policy Initiatives During State of NASCAR Address: “I Will Find Someone To Drive The #69 Car.”
February 8th, 2008 · 3 Comments
In his annual State of NASCAR Address, Chairman and CEO Brian France outlined an ambitious agenda designed to increase attendance while increasing race viewership, strictly enforce rules, increase penalties for noncompliance, and entice a race team to build a legitimate championship contender with a car using the number 69.


