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Entries Tagged as 'Chicagoland'

Helton to Repackage Craftsman Truck Circuit as Busch Series… Kyle Busch Series

July 18th, 2008 · 3 Comments

When NASCAR’s second tier series changed sponsorship from Busch to Nationwide this season many fans decried the change and expressed sadness at the loss of the long time sponsor of the Series.  NASCAR has learned the hard way that fans are hesitant to accept change in the sport which values its traditions and heritage.  Previous […]

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Ex Girlfriend Says Michael McDowell Voo Doo Doll Works Like A Charm

July 18th, 2008 · 2 Comments

The driver of the double zero Toyota, Michael McDowell has had a tough 2008 season to say the least. McDowell’s highest qualifying position is 18th, has a highest finishing position of 21st and is a disappointing 39th in driver’s standings. On top of that, everyone remembers his hard qualifying crash at Texas earlier […]

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Fat Sandy Dirtburger Wants To Know If Black Flagged Online Actually Has Fans

July 17th, 2008 · 6 Comments

An off week provides a wonderful opportunity for shameless self promotion and Black Flagged Online is never one to miss such a chance.  We have started a little vanity project for ourselves over at Facebook with a Fans of Black Flagged Online group:
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=17841884935
I know we are making a leap and assuming that there are actually […]

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This Happens To Me All The Time by Fat Sandy Dirtburger

July 16th, 2008 · 1 Comment

A lot of times I can feel their eyes burning right through me, undressing me, savoring every inch of my generous girth, dreaming of combing my back hair with their fingers, eating whipped cream out of places I haven’t been able to reach in years.  I’m talking about men who like what they see when […]

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Tags: Chicagoland

Good Gravy Juan Pablo Is On A Tear

July 16th, 2008 · 1 Comment

The path of destruction that Juan Pablo Montoya leaves in his wake is growing by the day.  Crashing cars, talking trash, what could possibly come next? 
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Oh, got it.   You have no regard for human life. 
When will this nightmare end?  Show us mercy Juan Pablo.  We give up.  Just take whatever you want and […]

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Tony Stewart Celebrates Team Ownership By Eating Shrimp Cocktail “With the Dirt Track” — Zippy hasn’t got the heart to tell him it’s poop

July 11th, 2008 · 3 Comments

As most of NASCAR Nation already knows, Tony Stewart has decided to leave Joe Gibbs Racing at the end of this season to take a 50 percent stake in Haas CNC Racing and drive for the team in 2009. To celebrate his new business venture, Tony Stewart partied with 100 of his closest friends […]

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Rich Folk Take A Shine To NASCAR by Harley “Splash and Go” Coe

July 11th, 2008 · 1 Comment

Well, folks, I’ve about reached the end of my rope.  There used to be one sanctum sanctorium for regular Americans, but now it seems that rich folk is fixin’ to invade NASCAR.  We might as well all pack it in because we all know what happens when the fancypants goofballs of the upper crust settle in.

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Tags: Chicagoland

Updated Tradin’ and Hitchin Post

July 11th, 2008 · No Comments

Tradin’ Post
FOR SALE – NASCAR Race Team might be for sale if the right price is offered.  We have the most famous name in motorsports and a winning tradition.  We recently let our best driver leave via free agency and I have run the business into the crapper.  Will take best offer.  Call Teresa.
Wanted – […]

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The Insanity Has Stopped by Fat Sandy Dirtburger

July 11th, 2008 · No Comments

Someone finally turned off the faucet that resulted in the flood of open wheel drivers making the jump to NASCAR.  It’s not so simple after all is it guys?  The promise of more money, more fans and a higher profile turned out to be a pipe dream for some of the open wheel drivers hoping […]

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Dear Tony: Ownership Ain’t All It’s Cracked Up To Be by Anonymous

July 9th, 2008 · 4 Comments

Dear Tony Stewart,
I hear congratulations are in order and that you are on your way to team ownership.  What a big move.  You must be excited.  I’m excited for you and wanted to write you this letter.  Unfortunately due to my fear of losing sponsors, employees and what is left of my pride I would […]

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Tags: Chicagoland · Letters to Drivers

TNT Discovers How to Avoid Commercial Interruptions With More Commercials

July 9th, 2008 · No Comments

TNT revolutionized NASCAR broadcasting at the Coca-Cola 400 on Sunday by presenting the race without commercial interruption, by which we mean they presented the commercials without stopping to focus on things like the race.
“Shoot, I’m glad,” said viewer Brandt Kranstall.  “I have never in my life been so motivated to buy a Crunch Wrap Supreme!”

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Holey Moley I Found Something Awesome by Otis Featherbean

July 9th, 2008 · 3 Comments

What’s the one thing that you would want if you could have anything in the world?  That’s right, a song about Martinsville.  Well, I’ve got good news for you.  I found one.  Out there in Internet land there exists an anthem for the paperclip shaped track that is the crown jewel of southern Virginia.  Someone […]

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