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Why we love Jamie Little!

July 17th, 2009 · 1 Comment

The good folks over at Alllefturns.com know how to reach Ol’ Harley Splash and Go Coe’s heart.  They have some pics of that sexy little NASCAR pit reporting vixen Jamie Little, take a look see.
http://www.allleftturns.com/jamie-little-pics

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Tags: Chicagoland

Kurt Busch Finishes 17th at Chicago; Temper Drops to 44th

July 13th, 2009 · 3 Comments

After running in the Top Ten all night at Chicagoland, the Blue Deuce limped to a 17th place finish following a major dust-up with the 48 of Jimmie Johnson.  The news was even worse for Kurt Busch’s temper, however, which finished the race in 44th.
“Man, Kurt Busch’s temper had a bad […]

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Bad Pit Stop Direct Result Of Bad Grammar

July 13th, 2009 · 2 Comments

Every race fan knows that races can be won or lost on pit road.  In the world of NASCAR where the difference between moving up a few positions and disaster is often measured in tenths of seconds, teams have to work each and every day to make sure their pit stops work […]

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Vodaphone Doesn’t Connect to Krista Voda

July 10th, 2009 · No Comments

Cal Stalkerton has tried for months to get into contact with the woman he is meant to marry, Fox NASCAR analyst Krista Voda, but to no avail.  Last, week, his personal devastation continued as he discovered that subscribing to Vodaphone would not, in fact, connect him to Krista Voda.

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All Left Turns - Best NASCAR Pickup Lines (Plus Pictures Of Hot Chicks)

July 9th, 2009 · No Comments

http://www.allleftturns.com/best-nascar-pickup-lines

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Funny or Die, Jimmie Johnson Self Help Video, Jason Seahorn and Nick Lachey? How Can You Not Watch?

July 9th, 2009 · No Comments

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/c8ecaa6dd4/nascar-champ-jimmie-johnson-s-self-help-dvd

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Chicagoland Loses Vacationers to Neverland

July 8th, 2009 · No Comments

Upon learning it’s now safe to take your kids there, NASCAR fan Randy Rotgut is loading up the family truckster and taking the whole clan to Michael Jackson’s Neverland Ranch instead of going to the Chicagoland race this weekend.

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Helton to Repackage Craftsman Truck Circuit as Busch Series… Kyle Busch Series

July 18th, 2008 · 3 Comments

When NASCAR’s second tier series changed sponsorship from Busch to Nationwide this season many fans decried the change and expressed sadness at the loss of the long time sponsor of the Series.  NASCAR has learned the hard way that fans are hesitant to accept change in the sport which values its traditions and heritage.  Previous […]

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Ex Girlfriend Says Michael McDowell Voo Doo Doll Works Like A Charm

July 18th, 2008 · 2 Comments

The driver of the double zero Toyota, Michael McDowell has had a tough 2008 season to say the least. McDowell’s highest qualifying position is 18th, has a highest finishing position of 21st and is a disappointing 39th in driver’s standings. On top of that, everyone remembers his hard qualifying crash at Texas earlier […]

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Fat Sandy Dirtburger Wants To Know If Black Flagged Online Actually Has Fans

July 17th, 2008 · 6 Comments

An off week provides a wonderful opportunity for shameless self promotion and Black Flagged Online is never one to miss such a chance.  We have started a little vanity project for ourselves over at Facebook with a Fans of Black Flagged Online group:
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=17841884935
I know we are making a leap and assuming that there are actually […]

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This Happens To Me All The Time by Fat Sandy Dirtburger

July 16th, 2008 · 1 Comment

A lot of times I can feel their eyes burning right through me, undressing me, savoring every inch of my generous girth, dreaming of combing my back hair with their fingers, eating whipped cream out of places I haven’t been able to reach in years.  I’m talking about men who like what they see when […]

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Tags: Chicagoland · Fat Sandy Dirtburger

Good Gravy Juan Pablo Is On A Tear

July 16th, 2008 · 1 Comment

The path of destruction that Juan Pablo Montoya leaves in his wake is growing by the day.  Crashing cars, talking trash, what could possibly come next? 
mms://216.55.142.117/RaceTalkRadioArchive/montoya.wma
Oh, got it.   You have no regard for human life. 
When will this nightmare end?  Show us mercy Juan Pablo.  We give up.  Just take whatever you want and […]

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Tony Stewart Celebrates Team Ownership By Eating Shrimp Cocktail “With the Dirt Track” — Zippy hasn’t got the heart to tell him it’s poop

July 11th, 2008 · 3 Comments

As most of NASCAR Nation already knows, Tony Stewart has decided to leave Joe Gibbs Racing at the end of this season to take a 50 percent stake in Haas CNC Racing and drive for the team in 2009. To celebrate his new business venture, Tony Stewart partied with 100 of his closest friends […]

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Rich Folk Take A Shine To NASCAR by Harley “Splash and Go” Coe

July 11th, 2008 · 1 Comment

Well, folks, I’ve about reached the end of my rope.  There used to be one sanctum sanctorium for regular Americans, but now it seems that rich folk is fixin’ to invade NASCAR.  We might as well all pack it in because we all know what happens when the fancypants goofballs of the upper crust settle in.

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Tags: Chicagoland · Harley "Splash and Go" Coe

Updated Tradin’ and Hitchin Post

July 11th, 2008 · No Comments

Tradin’ Post
FOR SALE – NASCAR Race Team might be for sale if the right price is offered.  We have the most famous name in motorsports and a winning tradition.  We recently let our best driver leave via free agency and I have run the business into the crapper.  Will take best offer.  Call Teresa.
Wanted – […]

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