After this week’s race at Darlington, NASCAR rookie Sam Hornish, Jr. stepped out of his dinged-up racecar to feel something mishy, mooshie, fresh and squooshie in his undershorts.  Further inspection revealed the uncomfortable sensation to be caused by the dreaded Darlington Stripe.

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As the price of oil soared above $126 a barrel for the first time on Friday, gas prices rose to an average of $3.67 a gallon for unleaded gasoline.  The spike in gas prices has had a rippling effect across all sectors of the economy and the high price consumers face when filling up their […]

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Food rioters in Haiti and protests throughout Sub-Saharan Africa this week paled in relation to the horror throughout the Southland as high corn prices drove the cost of grits up to record levels.
“This is worse than the grits crisis of ‘76,” Velma Ruppersburger complained. “There was grits rationing, grits lines out the Piggly Wiggly door, […]

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Regan Smith ordered the special for breakfast this morning at The Jumbo Diner in Hartsville, South Carolina, and didn’t raise any eyebrows.  But local eaters did notice Smith, who is from Cato, New York, apprehensively looking at his plate, then beckoning for the waitress. 
“Sumpin’ wrong, sweetie?” she asked him.

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Blackflaggedonline.com received a copy of a letter that the Darlington Raceway SAFER Barrier sent to NASCAR yesterday upon the release of the entry list for this Saturday’s Dodge Challenger 500. It appears the SAFER Barrier has gone on strike!!!
Dear NASCAR:
DID YOU EVEN SEE THE RACE THIS PAST WEEKEND IN RICHMOND? Better yet, did you […]

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Longtime NASCAR fan Ernie Grumblefield, “Super E” to his friends, spent the afternoon before the Crown Royal Presents the Dan Lowry 400 choking down bratwurst, but he spent most of lap 324 in the throes of a minor heart attack.
High up in the grandstands, Grumblefield clutched his chest and tried to get the attention of […]

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