Unable to negotiate a contract with Fox Sports for his on air appearances during NASCAR broadcasts this season, Digger, the beloved NASCAR loving groundhog, found himself suddenly out of work for the 2010 NASCAR season. Although Digger will not be employed or financially compensated by Fox, the network still owns the […]
Entries Tagged as 'Daytona 500 (Daytona)'
Digger Detained For Digging At Daytona
February 17th, 2010 · 2 Comments
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Helton’s Promise To Make NASCAR More Exciting Falls Through The Cracks (In The Pavement)
February 17th, 2010 · No Comments
There was quite a bit of buzz around NASCAR’s intention to make racing more exciting as the Daytona 500 approached. Would drivers beat able to beat and bang without fear of punishment from a heavy handed NASCAR? Absolutely. If a driver loses his cool and throws his helmet at another race […]
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Overheard on the Scanner - Daytona
February 15th, 2010 · 1 Comment
Kurt Busch: “Aw, man, another red flag? So frustrating…”
Steve Addington: “I know buddy, just when we were starting to move up.”
Kurt: “I don’t care about that. I just don’t think I can drink another Coke.”
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That One Guy Looks Like Make Splash In Nationwide Rookie Season
February 12th, 2010 · No Comments
Each and every season a new crop of fresh faced drivers join the ranks of NASCAR’s Nationwide Series. Success in the Nationwide Series can make a career for a young driver and open up countless opportunities within the series or even lead to the grand prize of a ride with a […]
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Dear NASCAR, Will You Be My Valentine? by Remington Chassis
February 12th, 2010 · 1 Comment
My old lady sauntered into the bedroom last night lookin’ so so fine. She wasn’t wearing nothin’ but curlers in her hair, one of them green goo masks plastered on her mug and my favorite Dale Earnhardt Jr. t shirt. Damn my baby girl was looking fine with those twin #8s […]
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Robby Gordon Is…Undercover Boss
February 9th, 2010 · 3 Comments
NASCAR team owner and intercontinental racing aficionado Robby Gordon is eager to get lined up for an upcoming episode of CBS’s new smash hit schradenfreude, “Undercover Boss.” Gordon says he wants to better understand what it is like to work as a member of his team and discover the problems standing […]
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I Used To Be So Cool by The #5 Car
February 17th, 2009 · 1 Comment
Man o man do I remember my younger days. I used to be the cool kid on the block, hanging out with all the youngsters and what not. I remember the good old days when Casey Mears and Kyle Busch and I used to turn laps together. We were young and […]
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Digger Comes Out Of His Hole And Sees His Shadow; 12 More Weeks Of Boogity Boogity Boogity
February 17th, 2009 · 2 Comments
When Punxsutawney Phil emerges from his hole each February 2nd, he brings with him a prediction on whether we will have an early spring or six more weeks of winter. That information all hinges on one simple thing, does he see his shadow or not when he emerges from his den. […]
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Black Flagged Online Fantasy Update
February 17th, 2009 · No Comments
Sorry it took me a few days to get this up. It’s taken that long for me to shake off the cobwebs and realize that I am no better than Dan Beaver now than I was at the end of the season last year. But don’t fret BFO fans, 28 of you […]
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Dale Jr. Orchestrates “The Big One” To Delight Fans
February 17th, 2009 · 4 Comments
With a rain storm approaching and the possibility of the Daytona 500 being called early on account of rain, Dale Earnhardt Jr. did the unthinkable on Sunday by putting his own interests aside and causing “the big one” 30 laps early.
“Can you imagine a Daytona 500 without the big one? Neither […]
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Helton Calls Race On Account Of Rain Insisting That Sugar Melts
February 17th, 2009 · 1 Comment
After carefully adjusting his plastic hair bonnet to shield his hair from the rain, NASCAR President Mike Helton called Sunday’s Daytona 500 on account of rain showers with only 48 laps to go to the checkered flag. The move, which led to widespread criticism from NASCAR fans, was one of necessity […]
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Join the Fans of Black Flagged Online Group
February 17th, 2009 · No Comments
A whole mess of folks is all tied up with that new fangled Facebook thing on the Internets nowadays and we are no different. Seems to me that this is as good a way as any for folks to avoid talking to one another so of course we jumped on the […]
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Logano Asks That Footies Be Attached To Firesuit
February 13th, 2009 · 2 Comments
When Joey Logano takes to the track for the 2009 Daytona 500, he will become the youngest driver to start the most famous race in NASCAR. But questions surround the 18 year old Logano, who is called Sliced Bread (as in the greatest thing since), as he enters his first full […]
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Blackflaggedonline.com Mentioned on The Phatguys Fantasy Nascar Show
February 13th, 2009 · No Comments
The kind gentlemen over at Phat Guys On Fantasy broke down Blackflaggedonline.com’s Tradin’ Post for the last ten minutes of their Fantasy Show last night. Check it out here: http://www.blogtalkradio.com/Phat-Guys-on-Fantasy
Listen and talk w/ Kevin and Oliver every Thursday night at 5:30 as they tell you whom to pick for your fantasy NASCAR […]
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EPA To Fine Drivers For Post Race Burnouts
February 13th, 2009 · 1 Comment
The Environmental Protection Agency is set to announce new rules regarding the unnecessary release of carbon emissions into the atmosphere. The new rule, designed to incentivize the manufacturing sector to take a more calculated approach in dealing with carbon emissions, would have far reaching effects on many American industries. But, […]
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