It seems that the chickens have come home to roost.  Whatever that means.  I know it sounds ominous and that’s what I was going for.  Now that I have set the mood I must inform you that Yahoo Fantasy NASCAR Expert Dan Beaver has found our little website and our fantasy […]

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The recent economic downturn has found its way into NASCAR with race teams cutting back on their operations and sponsorship dollars becoming scarce.  Many critics questioned the future of the sport since NASCAR counts on lucrative sponsorship deals to fund race operations and research for many of its teams.  Foremost on […]

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Phoenix racing fans faced down a tough decision during the offseason when JTG Daugherty signed Michael McDowell to a part-time contract.  McDowell immediately hired Par-Tay Connections, a Phoenix-area party planning company, to help him celebrate the contract with a few of his nearest and dearest.  Across town, a competing event […]

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Of all the cheering voices hailing Ryan Newman’s last second pass of Tony Stewart to win the Daytona 500, one voice was the loudest, the Fence at the Daytona International Speedway. “I was nervous as hell,” said the Fence as he wiped sweat from his brow. “Everybody knows that Tony likes to climb the fence […]

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American Sprint Car drivers tired of yelling at the lap-down 45 car of Kyle Petty to get out of the way have resorted to foreign languages. 
“It just takes too long to tell him to “work out the hitch in his giddyup” or “pardon me, but I’m three seconds faster than you so could you […]

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Randy Gutterbucket awoke this Monday morning on the floor of his living room, amidst piles of discarded AMP and beer cans.
“Whoooo-eee, am I fired up for the 500 today!” he told his roommate Bill-Ed “Mutt” Long.

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While most people would say gathering 24 of the past Daytona 500 Champions is a remarkable achievement, Mike Helton considers it to be one of his greatest failures. Instead of celebrating the 50th anniversary of the Great American Race alongside those that have tasted victory here, Helton can’t get past the fact that he could […]

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SPEED network played it over and over again, but that’s nothing compared to the visions haunting Carl Edwards. According to Matt Kenseth, his Rousch/Fenway teammate, Edwards sees those same events unfold again and again in his head.
“I know [Edwards] is really losing sleep over this and I feel sorry for him, but that’s what happens […]

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At a recent Wallace family reunion in St. Louis Missouri, NASCAR legend Rusty Wallace was surprised to learn that his two younger brothers, Kenny and Mike Wallace, had followed in his footsteps. Each of them, he learned, has tried to pursue a career in professional motorsports.

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He might come across to his beer-drinking buddies as an ordinary red-blooded, commie-hating, BBQ-loving, overweight redneck, but Dave S. Jefferson thinks that’s just what NASCAR needs.
“I’ve had enough of President Mike Helton, and I think NASCAR nation has, too,” Jefferson said from the crooked front porch of his North Carolina home. “It’s time for some […]

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Michael Waltrip Racing and David Reutimann are jacked up for the start of the NASCAR season at Daytona on February 17.
“I look forward to the 78 every year, but this year I know how special the race can really be,” Reutimann gushed.

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Releasing her new album to coincide with the start of the 2008 NASCAR season, multi-platinum recording artist Kelly Clarkson hopes to continue her chase into the hearts of race fans.

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