The Coke Zero 400 at Daytona International Speedway was an all American affair. Being held on the 4th of July, it was all hot dogs and apple pie, as NASCAR celebrated our nation’s birthday at one of the most famous auto racing sites in the United States. In the stands, fans […]
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Patriot Stewart Defends NASCAR Nation From Japanese Attack On 4th Of July
July 10th, 2009 · 1 Comment
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Um, This Won’t Turn Mikey Into Junior
July 7th, 2009 · No Comments
The folks at Michael Waltrip Racing have finally figured out how to make fans identify Michael Waltrip more with Dale Earnhardt, Jr. Following the age-old adage, if you can’t beat ‘em join ‘em, Mikey has invited every other driver in the Sprint Cup to join his race team. After extending all […]
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Following Jacko’s Example, Fans Will Children to Dale, Jr.
July 2nd, 2009 · 2 Comments
NASCAR fans who accidentally tuned in to the real news this week happened across a great idea for planning their last wills and testaments. Pop icon Michael Jackson, who willed the care of his children to either his mother or to Diana Ross, unsuspectingly gave hundreds of rednecks a great idea.
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No One Cares What I Think by Fat Sandy Dirtburger
July 8th, 2008 · 2 Comments
So Kyle Busch notches another win on Saturday night at Daytona. No real surprise there. What did surprise me was that, rather than heading off to Victory Lane, Busch gets out of his car, takes the checkered flag and takes a bow in front of thousands of booing fans. It’s taken me a long time […]
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The Scanner
July 7th, 2008 · 4 Comments
Alright BFO fans, there were lots of big happenins in the world of NASCAR over the weekend:
Mark Martin heads to Hendrick.
Smoke doesn’t feel well enough and places his Chase hopes in the hands of JJ Yeley.
Kyle Busch deprives us of a long awaited Edward’s back flip and wins again.
DEI snags a super speedway pole.
TNT […]
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Taking Head Out Of Ass Best Thing To Happen To Gordon
July 7th, 2008 · 1 Comment
Robby Gordon’s #7 team has had its share of struggles this season. The driver had high hopes going into the 2008 season, but the on track performance has failed to produce results for the struggling team. A combination of bad luck, equipment failures, and on track mishaps have put a black mark on Robby Gordon Motorsports and, as […]
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Operation Montoya Yields Success in Iraq
July 7th, 2008 · No Comments
Private Ben Bartelsby is intently watching the Big Red Dodge circle the track at Michigan — but he’s not relaxing, he’s training. The U.S. Army is combining revolutionary vehicle armor with footage of Juan Pablo Montoya’s NASCAR races to teach recruits how to drive over, detonate and disable roadside bombs.
“Look at the skill of how Montoya […]
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Dario Franchitti — Dude, Where’s My NASCAR?
July 2nd, 2008 · No Comments
Chip Ganassi has done the ultimate disservice to the green-card bearing driver of the 40… shutting down the much-loved car for the rest of the season after apparently tiring of watching Dario pilot it to 4oth place in NASCAR races.
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Breaking News: Tony Stewart Defecting to Mario Kart Circuit
July 2nd, 2008 · 1 Comment
Rumors swirling about Tony Stewart purchasing the Haas racing team have been replaced with the real truth behind Smoke’s racing moves.
“Tony ain’t buying no Hass race team — he’s buying a Wii!” NASCAR insider Otis Featherbean told blackflaggedonline. “He’s leaving the Sprint Cup for the Mushroom Cup, and if I were one […]
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Dale Skeeburg Hopes to Be Next in Line for 88
July 2nd, 2008 · 1 Comment
Citing a growing tradition of using drivers named Dale in the #88 Chevy Monte Carlo on NASCAR’s top circut, Tennesseean and noted ne’er-do-well Dale Skeeburg is pressing his case to replace Dale Earnhardt, Jr. behind the wheel of the #88 when the driver’s contract is up in 2013.
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