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Eury Jr. Ain’t Junior’s Cousin No More

June 1st, 2009 · No Comments

Don’t cry for Tony Eury Jr., getting fired from Hendrick Motorsports is the best thing that ever happened to him according to the former crew chief and cousin of Dale Earnhardt Jr.  Eury Jr. was fired unceremoniously from his plum crew chief job when Earnhardt Jr.’s performance failed to match the […]

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Joey Logano Loses Keys to Race

June 1st, 2009 · No Comments

Panic gripped NASCAR’s youngest driver Sunday morning in the lobby of a Dover, Delaware Holiday Inn Express when team owner “Coach” Gibbs told Joey Logano not to forget the keys to the race.
“Honestly, I thought I had people for all of that,” Logano complained to the adoring media.  “But Coach […]

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Dear Bobby Labonte, I hate you

June 1st, 2009 · 2 Comments

Dear Bobby Labonte, I hate you:
My dearest Robert, I know it has been a while since we last spoke.  In fact we have never spoken, but I have sent you letter after letter and in the world of stalkers that means we are basically married.  Throughout the years I have been […]

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Tags: Dover-Spring · Letters to Bobby Labonte

Furniture Row CEO Surprised To See Furniture Row Car In Race

June 2nd, 2008 · No Comments

 
A Sunday afternoon family get together was unexpectedly cut short in Denver, Colorado when Furniture Row CEO Pee Wee Eichhorst was informed that the #78 Furniture Row Racing Chevrolet was in the field of the Best Buy 400 at Dover Speedway. 
“If I would have known, I would have been down at the Oax Express with the boys watching […]

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Kurt Busch Loses Post Race Fight With Himself

June 2nd, 2008 · 1 Comment

Coming away with little more than a bloody nose and a bruised ego, Kurt Busch walked away from a post race altercation with himself after the Best Buy 400 on Sunday. After a disappointing 20th place finish, Busch caught a reflection of himself in the doors to his hauler and immediately confronted himself. […]

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Phenomena – Kyle Busch’s head is shrinking!!!!

May 30th, 2008 · 1 Comment

Doctors are wondering and worrying about the size of NASCAR Sprint Cup series driver Kyle Busch head. After reviewing tapes of pre-race interviews with Kyle starting at the 2007 Daytona 500 and ending with the race at Charlotte last weekend, it seems as though his sunglasses were much larger each week. This can […]

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Troubled NFL Star Pacman Jones To Start Race Team

May 30th, 2008 · 3 Comments

Following on the heels of National Football League (NFL) stars Troy Aikman and Randy Moss, Adam “Pacman” Jones has announced his intention to start a race team to compete in NASCAR in 2009.  The troubled NFL player was suspended from playing for the entire 2007 season and passed the time by competing Total Nonstop Action […]

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Fox Abandons Premiere of “Cutaway Driver”

May 29th, 2008 · No Comments

Fox is reportedly trying to clear up a serious behind-the-scenes situation when, the Thursday before the Best Buy 400 at Dover, they attempted to preview the Fox Cutaway Driver.
Following on the success of the Cutaway Car and Cutaway Pit Crew Box, Fox Sports executives thought the Cutaway Driver would enable broadcaster Jeff Hammond to explain […]

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Bobby Labonte Dons Chef Hat for “Dover Downs Is Cooking”

May 29th, 2008 · 3 Comments

Bobby Labonte will make his culinary television debut this week when he comes to the Dover Downs is Cooking studio for a taping of the half-hour television cooking show.  The show’s producers acknowledge, however, that putting the driver of the Cheerios car on a cooking show might raise some branding issues.
“We are taking a big risk here putting […]

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Grab Your Gay Uncle and Fire Up the Hybrid — Let’s Go Blue State Racing!

May 27th, 2008 · 5 Comments

With four of the next five NASCAR races taking place in states that lean to the left and then try to buy you a wine cooler, it’s important for every motorsports fan to be prepared for the shift in social climate. Times have changed since Reagan carried Delaware, Michigan, California, and New Hampshire, and […]

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