Danica Patrick’s third outing in NASCAR’s Nationwide Series may have ended prematurely thanks to an on track run in with Michael McDowell but Patrick’s camp is calling Saturday’s race a success because she gains experience with each and every lap.
“We are seeing a ton of improvement with Danica,” said Ronald […]

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Yellow caution lights unexpectedly flashed during the Sprint Cup race in Las Vegas on Sunday to bring out the sixth caution of the day.  NASCAR initially said there was no explanation for the interruption in the race, but quickly backtracked when it was discovered that an employee in the control room […]

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There are all sorts of turds in the world.  We all know that.  But we here at BlackFlaggedOnline have identified some excrement examples that ought to be instantly recognizable to every racing fan out there.
Maybe you’ve seen the following number two’s competing your household Toilet Bowl 500…
The Dale Junior:  A […]

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Law enforcement agents nationwide are still recovering from a spike in auto accidents following a boring race at California featuring little contact.  Across the nation, NASCAR fans took out their own mailboxes and traded paint on their morning commutes just to see a little excitement.
April Post proudly showed us the […]

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NOTE TO RACE TEAM PIT CREWS:
February 27th, 2009
This is to remind you of our discussion at team meetings earlier this week. Pit Crews are reminded that the infield care center is NOT an STD clinic and you will not be allowed to get tested for any STD because of […]

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Dear Mike Helton:
On behalf of the Rousch-Fenway Racing’s #17 USG Sheetrock/DeWalt Ford team, we respectfully request you cancel the rest of the 2009 NASCAR Sprint Cup Series schedule and declare a champion based on the points standings as they are today. Our crew members voted last night, 15 to […]

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As Mike Helton’s Mustache stood at the podium answering questions before this week’s race at Vegas, he was stunned to find out that Michael Waltrip Racing has two of its drivers in the top 12 of the point’s standings.  “Wait, what?!?!?” bellowed Helton’s Charlie Chaplin.  “Well I’ll be damned.  I thought […]

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Every Wednesday we will tell you how awesome I am at Fantasy NASCAR no matter where I am in the standings and how the competition tries to stack up.  So far this season isn’t looking to good for Mr. Featherbean but I am willing to take a few ribbins’ from the group […]

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NASCAR officials have uncovered a nefarious attempt by one of their star drivers to use a main sponsor to obtain an unfair advantage.
Fed Ex employee Wally Carr knew something was amiss when he got a page to pick up a package at the #11 hauler of Denny Hamlin prior to Sunday’s UAW Dodge 400 […]

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Coonhound Corner resident and noted drinking man Furley Tatternatter late last night informed his wife Elvira that she has officially fallen out of his top 35 in owner points. Outside his favorite watering hole, The Wagon Wheel, Furley firmly informed her, “It’s Time to Go or Go Home.”
Mrs. Tatternatter is petitioning their local place […]

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Despite the fact that Dale Earnhardt, Jr., left DEI after the 2007 season, the hauler drivers for both Earnhardt and Truex are still battling for supremacy on the nation’s highways.
“Some things just haven’t been settled yet,” said Curly Wingnut, driver of the Budweiser #8 hauler. “I still try to do my race team proud, […]

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Some folks call Daytona the Super Bowl of racing. Some folks get jacked up about this newfangled “Race for the Chase.” Other folks have their favorite short tracks sprinkled throughout the Cup season. But once every year, NASCAR comes to the only location that is truly bigger for race fans than the […]

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A source inside Hall of Fame Racing has confirmed that, when he plays NASCAR Thunder on XBox, J.J. Yeley prefers to run laps as David Gilliland in the M&Ms #38 car of rival team Robert Yates Racing.
“I don’t know if it’s the M&Ms or the bright paint scheme or Gilliland’s strong jawline, but J.J. sure […]

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In today’s NASCAR, image matters. Corporate America was quick to take advantage of Carl Edward’s smile, Tony Stewart’s long flowing locks and Kasey Kahne’s boyish good looks when selling their products. The focus on aesthetics has even extended to pit road where viewers can watch interviews conducted by attractive reporters such as ESPN’s Shannon Spake […]

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Tony Stewart didn’t know what he was getting into when he told his boss J.D. Gibbs he had to go to the bathroom only 56 miles into the trip from Auto Club Speedway to the next track on the Sprint Cup Circuit in Las Vegas. JD Gibbs skipped right over formailities like “Why didn’t you […]

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