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Derrike Cope Wins at Lowe’s!

October 14th, 2008 · 2 Comments

Derrike Cope didn’t qualify for the Bank of America 500, but that didn’t stop him from competing at Lowe’s on Saturday — and bringing home a first place finish.
“Big” Bob Weathersby was picking up some Amerimax snap-in gutter screens and new downspout brackets when Cope came by on a fork lift during his parade […]

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Otis Featherbean Ain’t Sure This Counts As Praying

October 14th, 2008 · No Comments

I’ve prayed for some wild stuff in my day.  I’ve prayed like hell for that little minus sign to pop up on the old EPT, prayed to win the lottery more times than I can remember and each and every weekend I have a seat on my couch and cheer for Michael […]

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Race Not A Factor In Upcoming Elections

October 10th, 2008 · No Comments

With the elections a mere 25 days away, campaign officials for Barack Obama and John McCain are downplaying talk that race will play a factor when people enter the booth to vote. 
“In this day and age I can’t imagine that someone would decide how to cast their vote based […]

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Race Day Parking the Fat Sandy Way

October 10th, 2008 · No Comments

Listen up, young pups of the tailgate.  Fat Sandy is about to impart some wisdom to all you fellas who get bossed around by a bunch of teenagers with orange mesh jerseys and authoritative hand gestures.  You’re behind the wheel of that F-250 — and you ought to be the son-of-a-gun […]

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NASCAR Driver Tops List Of Best Occupations To Lie To Chicks About by Remington Chassis

October 10th, 2008 · No Comments

What do you do for a living?  Think about it.  The answer to this question can make or break you in your quest to get that pretty young thing out of that bar and into your bedroom.  Are you an accountant?  How about a construction worker?  Drive a truck for a living?  […]

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