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Pocono (music by the Beach Boys, lyrics by Otis Featherbean)

June 5th, 2009 · No Comments

Montoya, Andretti, Kurt Busch and Kyle Petty,
Labonte, Jeff Burton – they want to race, that’s certain.
Newman, Logano, baby, you and I know…
Off Route One Fifteen
There’s a place called Pocono
That’s where you want to go
To get away from the wall.

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Die Digger, Die: A Kid’s Coloring Contest

June 5th, 2009 · 2 Comments

Every now and again we will post some articles from the good folks over at All Left Turns.  They post some funny stuff, check them out at http://www.allleftturns.com/
This week they share our passion for hating Digger!!!!
http://www.allleftturns.com/die-digger-die-kids-coloring-contest

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The Biff - Man or Beast?

June 5th, 2009 · No Comments

Greg Biffle chatted on ESPN.com this morning via the magic of the intertubes:  http://proxy.espn.go.com/chat/chatESPN?event_id=26817.  We make no secret here at Black Flagged Online that we think Biffle drinks gasoline for breakfast and has to shave 9 times a day because he is such a man, except his back because he uses […]

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Wally Dalenbach Fixin’ To Get Busy

June 3rd, 2009 · No Comments

My name is Wally Dallenbach and this may sound absurd
But I’m fixin’to get busy and flex my skills wit da words
Best dust off the microphone and iron your jorts
I be bustin’ in your livin’ room live thanks to TNT Sports
Once I made my livin’ drivin’ pimped out race cars
Now it’s […]

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Yeley Autograph Reduces Value of Pocono Memorabilia

June 11th, 2008 · No Comments

The Pennsylvania NASCAR memorabilia market took a proverbial turn into the wall earlier this week as dealers discovered that J.J. Yeley, the only driver who attempted but failed to qualify for last Sunday’s Pocono 500, had signed an overwhelming majority of fan souvenirs from the weekend.
“I’ve never seen it this bad,” lamented hobby shop owner […]

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Terry Labonte Inadvertently Leaves Turn Signal On For 100 Laps

June 9th, 2008 · 1 Comment

From SAFER barriers to HANS devices NASCAR has gone the extra mile to ensure that tracks and cars meet the highest safety standards. To account for human error, rookies have a yellow stripe across their rear bumper to inform other drivers to use extra caution around these drivers who are still learning the ropes […]

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Pocono Raceway Petitions NASCAR for Fourth Turn

June 9th, 2008 · No Comments

Dear NASCAR President Helton:
We (Meaning just me), the undersigned, call on NASCAR President Mike Helton and NASCAR Chairman Brian France to vote in favor of my proposal to redesign me to include a fourth turn.
As you already know, NASCAR races take place predominantly on oval tracks that have four turns and I only have three. […]

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Richard Childress Racing Teammates Forced to Share Honeymoon Suite

June 6th, 2008 · 2 Comments

The Pocono’s has long been a top destination for honeymooners from around the world. Newlyweds visit the Pennsylvania mountain resort to provide the perfect backdrop for their romantic getaway. However, the hauntingly beautiful forests, pristine lakes and breathtaking waterfalls brought an unwelcome aura of romance to RCR teammates Kevin Harvick and Clint Bowyer […]

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Harley “Splash and Go” Coe - NASCAR Groupies Not What They Used To Be

June 6th, 2008 · No Comments

When I first got involved in the NASCAR circuit in the 1970’s I used to live life on the edge, every aspect of it was legendary.  Go ahead, ask the old timers still in racing and they will tell you that Ol’ Splash and Go experienced NASCAR with a sex, drugs and rock n’ roll attitude.  This is especially true when it came […]

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Zephyrhills High School Class of 88 Moves To Rescind Reutimann’s Most Likely To Succeed Designation

June 4th, 2008 · 9 Comments

As a high school student, David Reutimann was highly regarded among his peers.  His affable demeanor, athletic prowess and 3.5 grade point average made him one of the more popular classmates in Zephyrhills High School’s graduating class of 1988, so much so that he was chosen by his fellow students as the member of […]

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Gibbs Racing Establishes “Cougar” Watch For Joey Logano

June 4th, 2008 · 16 Comments

Joe Gibbs has a significant investment, both financially and emotionally with his newest stable stallion. Gibbs Racing is not going to jeopardize that investment when it comes to Joey Logano, who turned 18 this week and finished an impressive 6th in his first Nationwide race. A threat to Joey’s future success came to light when […]

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