They hang in auto shops across the country.  Proudly displayed between tool boxes, leering sexily at the grease monkeys that hung them there, they are girlie pictures.  Shrines to scantily clad women and the hard working men that adore them, the girlie picture is a fixture in most places where men […]

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In one of the great wuss moves of all time, NASCAR announced this week it is moving qualifying for the Daytona 500 to February 6th, since the NFL’s so-called Super Bowl was pushed back one week to Feb. 7th.
“It feels so good to punk NASCAR, ahahahaha,” tweeted Cincinnati Bengals wide […]

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Damian Wells had never met his favorite NASCAR driver Greg Biffle. That is, until his girlfriend arranged a meeting between Wells and Biffle before Sunday’s running of the Chevy Rock and Roll 400 at Richmond International Raceway.  However, what was destined to be Wells’ NASCAR fantasy, circumstances beyond his control turned the day into a […]

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As a young tropical depression growing up in the Caribbean, Tropical Storm Hanna was always somewhat of a free spirit. Her major storm potential and destructive nature made her popular among the other tropical storms and Hanna was often quoted as saying she was going places. But, as Hanna’s projected path has her […]

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Washington DC resident Randall Scrandal loves him some NASCAR… but he also loves him some tailgatin’.
Sensing a unique opportunity to spend two days this weekend with his buddies at the track in Richmond, Scrandal is desperately trying to keep weather reports of Tropical Storm Hannah from his wife, and mortal enemy of fun, Sarah.

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In recent weeks, drivers on the Sprint Cup circuit have been complaining about a particular odor at certain tracks. Whispers in the garage area are that a stale smell has been emanating from the #8 US Army car on the weekends that part-time driver Mark Martin races. Most of the drivers say that […]

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Earlier this week, NASCAR fined Donnie Wingo, crew chief for the 41 Target Dodge for a violation committed at Michigan. The car driven by the devilishly handsome Reed Sorenson was found to be in violation of Section 12-4-A of the 2008 NASCAR rule book (actions detrimental to stock car racing).
The giant target on the […]

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BFO always has a keen eye on the latest trends at the track. Here’s our assessment of what’s hot and what’s not at the remaining races before a Sprint Cup champion is crowned.
HOT: Skynard
NOT: Skinny
HOT: Tailgating while listening to college football
NOT: Tailgating while listening to some guy who just dropped acid

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Jimmie Johnson walked away a little too quickly with a nice trophy and a fistful of points from the Pepsi 500 on Sunday, where he led 227 of 250 laps. Not so fast, Jimmie Johnson.
“Nobody’s THAT good at California,” said Auto Club sergeant-at-arms Wiley Bumwheedle. “That Jimmie Johnson sumbitch was turning laps two […]

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The Tradin’ Post
– TRADE — I am willing to trade my TV for any TV you got that Dale Earnhardt, Jr. wins races on.  He can’t do diddly on mine… It’s like losing the Lotto over and over again.
– Hi, my name is Clint Bowyer.  If you got any championship points jingling around in your […]

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