NASCAR security officials have been huddling this week to discuss plans to respond to the possibility of a flu outbreak at this weekend’s race at Richmond International Raceway.  Although there is no credible reason for alarm at this point, NASCAR points to the fact that 100,000 people in close proximity has […]

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Phonics experts scrambled to prepare Brad Keselowski for the media following his 1000-to-one victory at Talladega on Sunday.  The only discernable English phrases rookie Keselowski has been known to utter thus far are:  “That barrier came outta nowhere,” “Me like pretty ladies,” and “Brad drive fast car for you sponsor […]

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Carl Edwards got ahead of himself at Talladega on Sunday, and then some guy named Brad Keselowski got ahead of Carl to win the Aaron’s 499.  Edwards fans were shocked when their favorite driver uncorked his signature celebration – a back flip – about 200 yards shy of the finish […]

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There isn’t quite anything like super speedway racing in all of professional sports.  The high speeds, the bumper to bumper racing, and of course “the big one,” all get fans excited for some of the most exciting racing of the season.  But fans aren’t the only ones that look forward to […]

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NASCAR drivers gathered for their traditional post-Talladega celebration Sunday night, but a major fracas erupted during Denny Hamlin’s turn at leading the conga line.
Dee-jay and Miami Sound Machine enthusiast Hector Chiarroscura saw trouble coming. “Basically, Denny would find one other person to conga with him, they would run to the front of […]

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Most of us know “The Big One” as a bone-jarring accident involving multiple cars during super speedway races such as Talladega and Daytona. “The Big One” usually happens when drivers crash while making the field four and five-wide battling for a spot in the Top-10, collecting cars behind them. Apparently nobody in the NASCAR garage […]

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With the Democratic presidential nomination process growing ever more contentious, Senator Clinton is suggesting that the situation would be best resolved in the traditional manner in the state of North Carolina: on the track. With neither candidate able to secure the nomination outright by reaching 2025 delegates, the proposed race format would be a winner-take-all […]

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Mooresville, NC, Realtor Gerry Shineline is running out of patience with his newest client, A.J. Allmendinger.  Although Allmendinger has settled on a lakefront property he would like to purchase in Race City, Allmendinger has yet to qualify for a home loan.
Shineline told Blackflaggedonline that every Friday afternoon, A.J. Allmendinger shows up in his office with […]

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That’s right folks, it has been a while since we have been to a big boy track like Talladega.  I know you all are excited – I am too.  There’s nothing like the 212 acre infield at Talladega, and I say that from experience.  I was at the first race there back in 69’ and boy oh […]

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In preparation for this week’s Sprint Cup race at Talladega, Loxley Alabama resident Briscoe Denkins installed a makeshift restrictor plate over his wife’s mouth to “prevent her incessant babbling during a race.”  Citing several incidents over the past several weeks that have had an adverse effect on his race enjoyment Denkins manufactured a restrictor plate […]

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Dearest Shannon,
What a beautiful name. I went to high school with a fella named Shannon that had a permed mullet that flowed halfway down his back. He would smoke two Marlboro reds at the same time and kick your ass if you looked at him cross. Until I seen you on the […]

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Shockwaves were sent through the racing world as news leaked on Saturday that a woman allegedly bested her male competitors in an actual race, in actual cars. The news created a frenzy of excitement from fans of racing citing the positive effect on the sport and an uproar from fans who decry the win […]

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