What ever happened to you Hideo Fukuyama?  What ever happened to that promising Japanese Cherry Blossom of a driver that finished 72nd in the 2002 NASCAR points standings?  Making your NASCAR debut at Dover International Speedway in 2002 for Travis Carter Motorsports you finished 39th due to transmission failure.  Oh […]

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Jimmie Johnson must have obeyed orders to not finish in the top-10 this weekend by finishing 15th giving NASCAR fans some false hope that Carl Edwards can actually come back and win a championship with just two races to go.  At least that’s what conspiracy theorists are thinking.  With an uncharacteristic […]

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Even though the weather at Texas Motor Speedway is looking like it will be mostly sunny and nice with a high of 80 degrees for Friday, NASCAR officials have gone ahead and cancelled the Sprint Cup Series qualifying for the Dickies 500 because of rain.  Qualifying has reportedly been cancelled for a […]

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I’m just going to go ahead and say it, you’re hot and I would totally do you.  When I see you in victory lane on Sunday kissing the cheek of the winning driver I close my eyes and imagine it’s me you’re kissing.  Let’s just say I stand at attention on Sunday […]

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As my company departed Saigon in 1973, the words of our commander echoed in my ear: you can’t win them all.  Racing is much the same.  You can’t go to every race.  Not even Kyle Petty can do that.
Some weekends you have to take in the race on the most […]

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Lots of my friends and colleagues out here in NASCAR fan-land are worried about an Obama Administration — more than I can count — actually, that might not be very meaningful because the highest I have ever counted is to 24 — to make sure Anheuser-Busch wasn’t trying to cheat me […]

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Coupla’ weeks ago, some nice young college girl came to my door and asked what I was going to do for the erection.  “Which erection?” I asked her.  “The November erection,” she told me.  “Well, shoot,” I said, “I usually don’t plan so far ahead for erections.” 
Then this pretty little thing told […]

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Greg, ever faced insurmountable odds?  Yeah, me too.  But you know what?   I surmounted them.  People say that Jimmie Johnson has this Chase thing all wrapped up.  All that chatter seems like a prime candidate for insurmountable odds status to me.  You’re probably wallowing in your own self pity telling yourself […]

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