By Harley “Splash and Go” Coe
After the weekend that NASCAR calls the “Super Bowl of Racing” one thing is for sure, Bobby Labonte is better than four time defending champion Jimmie Johnson and perennial race for the chase participant Tony Stewart.  Look folks, don’t get mad at Ol’ Harley, I’m just […]

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Go ahead.  Say it.  It won’t make you less manly.   You missed Ol’ Harley and Blackflaggedonline.com this offseason didn’t you?  You thought we were gone, out of your life, didn’t you?  I know, you and BFO were inseparable this past year.  I mean come on; BFO is a thing of beauty […]

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Quick — name the 2002 Raybestos Rookie of the Year… nope… nope… nope… OK, I’m just going to tell you: It was Ryan Newman.
Come on, people!  The man went to college to be a NASCAR driver — getting his BA in Vehicle Structure Engineering (Car Buildin’) from Purdue University, whose mascot is a train.  His […]

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I’m madder than a guy who just watched a video his wife secretly mailed in to America’s Funniest Home Videos of himself getting hit in the nuts with a wiffle ball bat. Why am I that mad you ask? I’m mad because when I Google “Boris Said Fan Club,” I get 28 result. 28 […]

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Well, folks, I’ve about reached the end of my rope.  There used to be one sanctum sanctorium for regular Americans, but now it seems that rich folk is fixin’ to invade NASCAR.  We might as well all pack it in because we all know what happens when the fancypants goofballs of the upper crust settle in.

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Your old buddy Harley is back after a week hiatus.  While NASCAR drivers and the so-called ringers raced in curlicues like giddy little schoolgirls last weekend, I took my family on vacation. 
Hell, yes, I take the missus and the young ‘uns on vacation every summer.  We lock up the house, pitch a tent in […]

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When I first got involved in the NASCAR circuit in the 1970’s I used to live life on the edge, every aspect of it was legendary.  Go ahead, ask the old timers still in racing and they will tell you that Ol’ Splash and Go experienced NASCAR with a sex, drugs and rock n’ roll attitude.  This is especially true when it came […]

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by Harley Splash and Go Coe
In what can only be described as one of the saddest days in the short existence of Black Flagged Online, it has been revealed to senior staff (which includes me) that one of BFO’s employees (who I will call Hanoi-Jane) will break HIS 16 consecutive races attended at Richmond this […]

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That’s right folks, it has been a while since we have been to a big boy track like Talladega.  I know you all are excited – I am too.  There’s nothing like the 212 acre infield at Talladega, and I say that from experience.  I was at the first race there back in 69’ and boy oh […]

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Just because the sissies at NASCAR have to get their beautyrest and make sure their precious haulers get across the country safely doesn’t mean ole Harley is going to set aside his competitive streak for a whole Saturday night and Sunday morning.
Welcome to the Splash & Go garage. It’s out back where the old […]

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Have you ever had at boner at a NASCAR race?  Don’t worry, you’re not the only one.  How do you think Ol’ Splash and Go got the nickname “Sweatpants Boner?” Guy’s pop one on a regular basis at the race.  It is a natural thing.  Being at the track is a natural aphrodisiac just like […]

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Saddle up, cowboys, and let’s head to Texas for some NASCAR. I know you all look to ole Harley to help you fill out your weekend, and you do so for a darn good reason: I know the score. Fortunately, the race at Texas is one of my favorites of the whole season. […]

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Some folks call Daytona the Super Bowl of racing. Some folks get jacked up about this newfangled “Race for the Chase.” Other folks have their favorite short tracks sprinkled throughout the Cup season. But once every year, NASCAR comes to the only location that is truly bigger for race fans than the […]

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If you’re like me, and I imagine we’re sort of the same, your interest in NASCAR extends far beyond the race itself.  Traveling to the different race sites is a cultural experience, meant to expand your horizons and broaden your je ne sais qua.
California Speedway is a great opportunity to kick the beer can to […]

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Reason #346 - Tobacco Fluffies
Do you want to start chewing or dipping tobacco?
Do you want sexy girls with huge racks and tight-fitting clothes to give you smokeless tobacco for FREE? Me too!

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