Two great men proved two things yesterday that are nothing more than a testament to their greatness.  One proved that a fifth straight Sprint Cup Championship is forthcoming and another, in a much more impressive feat, wrested control of the Black Flagged Online Fantasy NASCAR League much earlier than anyone expected […]

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First off, I think if you name your beloved pet parrot Mikey then you are just asking for trouble.  But evidently avid bird hunter Dennis Zeglin didn’t think this would be a problem and went ahead and pulled the trigger, literally.  You see, Dennis’ bird…..hold on, Dennis’ wife’s bird was engaging […]

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Sporting some facial hair is the quickest way to let people know you mean business. Not only does it say “hey I’m rugged and manly,” it says, “listen folks, I certainly can’t be bother with shaving so I will have no problems at all sticking this stainless steel blade into your […]

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10. Ron Hornaday admits to steroid use - Steroids are awesome.  Sure there are people out there that are very anti steroid but those are the same people that like having necks, big dongs and getting their butts kicked.  Ron Hornaday admitted to steroid use this season and seemed contrite about […]

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Lots of my friends and colleagues out here in NASCAR fan-land are worried about an Obama Administration — more than I can count — actually, that might not be very meaningful because the highest I have ever counted is to 24 — to make sure Anheuser-Busch wasn’t trying to cheat me […]

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Normally I don’t read USA Today because the articles are too long and between chewing my toenails and stomping out flaming bags of dog poop I don’t really have the time to read.  But some fella left the latest edition next to me in the courtroom this morning as I was […]

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I’ve prayed for some wild stuff in my day.  I’ve prayed like hell for that little minus sign to pop up on the old EPT, prayed to win the lottery more times than I can remember and each and every weekend I have a seat on my couch and cheer for Michael […]

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Dear Kyle,
Rough year.  Scratch that, great year, bad couple of weeks.  Do the math on that and it all equals out to a rough year.  I know how you love those movies where the nerds triumph in the end but this ain’t one of them.  There ain’t no summer camp Olympics […]

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What happened to the Larry Mac I used to know?  Remember Larry when we met in the garage at Richmond a couple of years ago?  Remember what you said to me?  I sure do.  You said “Son, you’ve had way too much do drink this early in the morning.  Why don’t you drink a couple […]

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What’s the one thing that you would want if you could have anything in the world?  That’s right, a song about Martinsville.  Well, I’ve got good news for you.  I found one.  Out there in Internet land there exists an anthem for the paperclip shaped track that is the crown jewel of southern Virginia.  Someone […]

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Have you happened to take a look at the Tallahassee Commuters Cup Rankings lately? Admittedly it’s somewhere near the bottom as far as racing circuits are concerned but nonetheless, the name Otis Featherbean graces the top of those rankings. I don’t have sponsors and I have to do my own pit crew work […]

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