Mount Rushmore is one of America’s most famous monuments.  The granite sculpture in South Dakota features 60 foot tall sculptures of the heads of former United State’s Presidents George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Theodore Roosevelt and Abraham Lincoln.  2 million visitors travel to the site annually and generate millions of tourist […]

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Last Sunday night, I decided that since the race at Richmond was already over and I had all my school work finished that I would tune in to the MTV Video Music Awards to catch up on some celebrity news. I watched the show with excitement as the likes of Brittney Spears, Rihanna, Kid […]

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Carl Studders is not a ladies man and he thinks he knows why:  “Women are intimidated by me.  They see me walkin’ around in my tight jeans… they see the bulge, you know?  They’re intimidated… And I understand.  I have huge junk.”
But after talking to Joey Logano last week, Studders thinks he has the solution.  […]

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NASCAR President Mike Helton is reportedly so pleased with the outcome of Sunday’s race at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway that he has asked Pocono officials to run all 500 miles of next weekend’s race under the caution flag.
“Indy is racing’s most venerable track, and it’s a great sign of respect that the drivers took their […]

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Edwards’ Crew: “We always knew this was a danger, we just didn’t get a tarp on her in time.”
Behind-the-wall crew member Ruff Dunderman has only one responsibility on the crew of Carl Edwards 99 Ford team.
“I know, I know…. don’t let her get wet.”

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Joe Gibbs has a significant investment, both financially and emotionally with his newest stable stallion. Gibbs Racing is not going to jeopardize that investment when it comes to Joey Logano, who turned 18 this week and finished an impressive 6th in his first Nationwide race. A threat to Joey’s future success came to light when […]

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With four of the next five NASCAR races taking place in states that lean to the left and then try to buy you a wine cooler, it’s important for every motorsports fan to be prepared for the shift in social climate. Times have changed since Reagan carried Delaware, Michigan, California, and New Hampshire, and […]

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Brian Vickers has always thought of himself as a pretty good singer.  At karaoke bars, he is the first to take the stage.  He can be heard outside his driver’s coach while singing in the shower.  Even during races, Vickers would communicate to his crew chief and spotter in song.  While reviews are mixed on […]

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Dearest Shannon,
What a beautiful name. I went to high school with a fella named Shannon that had a permed mullet that flowed halfway down his back. He would smoke two Marlboro reds at the same time and kick your ass if you looked at him cross. Until I seen you on the […]

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Shockwaves were sent through the racing world as news leaked on Saturday that a woman allegedly bested her male competitors in an actual race, in actual cars. The news created a frenzy of excitement from fans of racing citing the positive effect on the sport and an uproar from fans who decry the win […]

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The King, Richard Petty, stands at the far side of the Petty Enterprises garage and watches Kyle Petty pull his long flowing locks of hair into a pony tail.  When Kyle gets his hair safely secured and hanging halfway down his back, he grabs his socket wrench and disappears back under the hood of his […]

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Coonhound Corner resident and noted drinking man Furley Tatternatter late last night informed his wife Elvira that she has officially fallen out of his top 35 in owner points. Outside his favorite watering hole, The Wagon Wheel, Furley firmly informed her, “It’s Time to Go or Go Home.”
Mrs. Tatternatter is petitioning their local place […]

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It used to be a match made in heaven. Joe Gibbs and Chevrolet. They were NASCAR’s version of a true power couple. The envy of every team owner and manufacturer. Their love was perfect. The relationship was solid as a rock. They worked hard, they raced hard, they loved hard. The only problem, one that […]

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SPEED network played it over and over again, but that’s nothing compared to the visions haunting Carl Edwards. According to Matt Kenseth, his Rousch/Fenway teammate, Edwards sees those same events unfold again and again in his head.
“I know [Edwards] is really losing sleep over this and I feel sorry for him, but that’s what happens […]

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Reason #346 - Tobacco Fluffies
Do you want to start chewing or dipping tobacco?
Do you want sexy girls with huge racks and tight-fitting clothes to give you smokeless tobacco for FREE? Me too!

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