My Dearest Glen:
It’s been quite some time since I’ve spent some quality with you. Almost a full year now. I want you to know that I have missed you and that I’ll be back for you this weekend. Some people have been saying that I’m scared to get too close to other […]

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Dear NASCAR President Helton:
We (Meaning just me), the undersigned, call on NASCAR President Mike Helton and NASCAR Chairman Brian France to vote in favor of my proposal to redesign me to include a fourth turn.
As you already know, NASCAR races take place predominantly on oval tracks that have four turns and I only have three. […]

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Blackflaggedonline.com received a copy of a letter that the Darlington Raceway SAFER Barrier sent to NASCAR yesterday upon the release of the entry list for this Saturday’s Dodge Challenger 500. It appears the SAFER Barrier has gone on strike!!!
Dear NASCAR:
DID YOU EVEN SEE THE RACE THIS PAST WEEKEND IN RICHMOND? Better yet, did you […]

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Dear Bobby Labonte –
I’m terribly sorry I am contacting you through a letter, this is not the easiest thing I have had to do. To get right to it, I am flat out mad that you haven’t called or visited me since 2002!!!
Did I do something wrong?
Was it something […]

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Of all the cheering voices hailing Ryan Newman’s last second pass of Tony Stewart to win the Daytona 500, one voice was the loudest, the Fence at the Daytona International Speedway. “I was nervous as hell,” said the Fence as he wiped sweat from his brow. “Everybody knows that Tony likes to climb the fence […]

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Dear Fans,
I know what you’re thinking, “Come on Daytona, what the hell was that?” Alright now, pile on. Get it out of your system. You never made a mistake? Everyone can have a bad year and you know what? I’m man enough to admit it, last year was a bad year for me. Robbing Mark […]

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