Dear Bobby Labonte and Bobby Labonte Image Consultants:
I get madder than a polar bear in a steam room when somebody sees my Bobby Labonte regalia and asks me “Who is Bobby Labonte?”
“Does he work for Cheerios?” they say. And I tell them no, Bobby Labonte does not work for Cheerios. […]
Entries Tagged as 'Letters to Bobby Labonte'
Dear Bobby Labonte and Bobby Labonte Image Consultants:
October 3rd, 2008 · 4 Comments
Tags: Letters to Bobby Labonte · Talladega (Fall)
Dear Bobby Labonte and Bobby Labonte All-Star Driver Introduction Coordinator
May 21st, 2008 · 2 Comments
Dear Bobby Labonte and Bobby Labonte All-Star Driver Introduction Coordinator:
I know you can hear me, Bobby Labonte and Bobby Labonte All-Star Driver Introduction Coordinator. Well, maybe the coordinator is having a hard time hearing me because, after Saturday night’s Bobbly Labonte introduction, I very seriously doubt anyone on the BL Team is paying close […]
Tags: All-Star Race · Letters to Bobby Labonte · Letters to Drivers · Lowe's-Spring
What Happened Between Us Bobby?
March 28th, 2008 · No Comments
Dear Bobby Labonte –
I’m terribly sorry I am contacting you through a letter, this is not the easiest thing I have had to do. To get right to it, I am flat out mad that you haven’t called or visited me since 2002!!!
Did I do something wrong?
Was it something […]
Tags: Letters from the "Track" · Letters to Bobby Labonte · Martinsville (Spring)
Dear Bobby Labonte and Bobby Labonte’s T-Shirt Design Specialists:
February 8th, 2008 · 2 Comments
I was recently disappointed to visit your souvenir trailer at Richmond International Raceway (Richmond, VA), followed by your online website(http://store.nascar.com/category/index.jsp?categoryId=715541&cp=2056638.1736852) and find the variety of t-shirts available for purchase to be lacking in many ways.
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Dear Bobby Labonte and People Who Read Bobby Labonte’s E-mail:
February 8th, 2008 · No Comments
You may remember that, some months ago, I contacted you all to express my disdain at the state of the designs of Bobby Labonte T-shirts. Let me say first off that I am extremely disappointed this issue has not garnered more attention from Bobby Labonte or his staff of T-Shirt Design Specialists. Not […]
Tags: Letters to Bobby Labonte
Dear Bobby Labonte and Bobby Labonte Staff Meeting Agenda Setter:
February 8th, 2008 · No Comments
Whelp — it’s me again. I don’t know how NASCAR managed to get those rain delays on Sunday to line right up to my patented NASCAR-40-LAPS-NAPS, but I won’t argue with them. Usually I drop out for laps 168-208, but this race, I just woke up refreshed every time those sweet sweet engines […]
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Dear Bobby Labonte and Bobby Labonte’s Personal Chef/Catering Crew:
February 8th, 2008 · No Comments
Despite Bobby Labonte’s lack of response to my previous missives, I again wish to inform him of important goings-on in the world of Bobby Labonte Fandom. This weekend is extremely important in the world of watching motor sports, as it marks the last week in which NASCAR drivers may make the Chase as well […]
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