Dear Bobby Labonte,
I couldn’t help but take note of your 43rd place finish in last Sunday’s race at Michigan.  It made me yearn for the days gone by when Bobby Labonte’s name meant something to NASCAR fans and was synonymous with championships and greatness.  Those were the days.  A 43rd […]

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Dear Bobby Labonte, I hate you:
My dearest Robert, I know it has been a while since we last spoke.  In fact we have never spoken, but I have sent you letter after letter and in the world of stalkers that means we are basically married.  Throughout the years I have been […]

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Dear Bobby Labonte and the People Responsible for This Colossal F-Up,
I haven’t dropped a gold-crusted nugget of advice that you haven’t flat out ignored, rejected, or put up on that dusty shelf along with your 2002 Martinsville trophy.  In short, I hope you’re happy.
Maybe if you had heeded my good […]

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Dear Bobby Labonte and Bobby Labonte Image Consultants:
I get madder than a polar bear in a steam room when somebody sees my Bobby Labonte regalia and asks me “Who is Bobby Labonte?”
“Does he work for Cheerios?” they say.  And I tell them no, Bobby Labonte does not work for Cheerios.  […]

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Dear Bobby Labonte and Bobby Labonte All-Star Driver Introduction Coordinator:
I know you can hear me, Bobby Labonte and Bobby Labonte All-Star Driver Introduction Coordinator. Well, maybe the coordinator is having a hard time hearing me because, after Saturday night’s Bobbly Labonte introduction, I very seriously doubt anyone on the BL Team is paying close […]

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Dear Bobby Labonte –
I’m terribly sorry I am contacting you through a letter, this is not the easiest thing I have had to do. To get right to it, I am flat out mad that you haven’t called or visited me since 2002!!!
Did I do something wrong?
Was it something […]

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I was recently disappointed to visit your souvenir trailer at Richmond International Raceway (Richmond, VA), followed by your online website(http://store.nascar.com/category/index.jsp?categoryId=715541&cp=2056638.1736852) and find the variety of t-shirts available for purchase to be lacking in many ways.

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You may remember that, some months ago, I contacted you all to express my disdain at the state of the designs of Bobby Labonte T-shirts. Let me say first off that I am extremely disappointed this issue has not garnered more attention from Bobby Labonte or his staff of T-Shirt Design Specialists. Not […]

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Whelp — it’s me again. I don’t know how NASCAR managed to get those rain delays on Sunday to line right up to my patented NASCAR-40-LAPS-NAPS, but I won’t argue with them. Usually I drop out for laps 168-208, but this race, I just woke up refreshed every time those sweet sweet engines […]

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Despite Bobby Labonte’s lack of response to my previous missives, I again wish to inform him of important goings-on in the world of Bobby Labonte Fandom. This weekend is extremely important in the world of watching motor sports, as it marks the last week in which NASCAR drivers may make the Chase as well […]

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