Dear Tony Stewart,
I hear congratulations are in order and that you are on your way to team ownership.  What a big move.  You must be excited.  I’m excited for you and wanted to write you this letter.  Unfortunately due to my fear of losing sponsors, employees and what is left of my pride I would […]

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Dear Bobby Labonte and Bobby Labonte All-Star Driver Introduction Coordinator:
I know you can hear me, Bobby Labonte and Bobby Labonte All-Star Driver Introduction Coordinator. Well, maybe the coordinator is having a hard time hearing me because, after Saturday night’s Bobbly Labonte introduction, I very seriously doubt anyone on the BL Team is paying close […]

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Dear Juan Pablo Montoya,
 
Hola! Me llamo Rufus T. Buckingham. Me gusta tu. Te gusta me? Bien. Ahora, yo tengo mucho hambre. Yo quiero bebo agua. Es delicioso. Te gusta agua? Tambien. Una lemonada, por favor. Es gusto es mio!

Somos son amigos?

Adios,

Rufus T. Buckingham

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