Ryan Newman fans excited to witness his first foray into show business will have to wait a little bit longer as the driver announced that his first Las Vegas stage show will be postponed.  The New-Man Group stage production was scheduled to open to the public Friday night at O’Sheas Hotel and Casino located on […]

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I am a sore loser.  Not because I can’t handle losing.  It’s much deeper than that.  Not only can I not handle losing, I handle it very poorly.  What happens when I lose?  I punish myself.  Severely.  Since the end of last Fantasy NASCAR Season, after I took an epic fall from the top to […]

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I am a sore loser.  Not because I can’t handle losing.  It’s much deeper than that.  Not only can I not handle losing, I handle it very poorly.  What happens when I lose?  I punish myself.  Severely.  Since the end of last Fantasy NASCAR Season, after I took an epic fall […]

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It is a time honored tradition at the White House for the President of the United States to host athletes who have accomplished something special in their sports.  President Obama continued that tradition when he invited last season’s Sprint Cup Series champion Jimmie Johnson, some drivers from last season’s Chase for the Cup, a few […]

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With the laps winding down under the lights at Bristol Motor Speedway on Saturday night, Michael Waltrip found himself wrapped up in an incident involving Martin Truex Jr., David Reutimann, and Clint Bowyer.  While the crash ended Waltrip’s night, the resulting accident led to the race being red flagged with only 8 laps remaining.
“The wreck […]

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Ever see a sports movie where the hero ends up facing his arch nemesis in the final game of fill in the blank sport?  If not, then that begs the question, have you ever seen a sports movie?  Let’s say for a second that I am the hero and as far as Fantasy NASCAR is […]

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Check out the cool video at allleftturns.com of Brian Vickers making a pit stop in Times Square.
http://www.allleftturns.com/pit-stop-times-square

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You’ve heard of Citizen Soldiers, and here’s your chance to be a Citizen Journalist… which is like a Citizen Soldier, with fewer guns, comfier bunks, and no sand in your butt-crack.
NASCAR is offering up access to its raceday inner workings to bloggers, online editors, and other people who cover NASCAR […]

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The concern in this great country of ours surrounding obesity is more than justified, in my humble opinion.  We all see those skinny bitches, I’m talking about women as well as men here, walking around our major metropolitan areas.  Nothing’s sadder than seeing some waif leave half a plate of rabbit food at the table on Saturday […]

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Phonics experts scrambled to prepare Brad Keselowski for the media following his 1000-to-one victory at Talladega on Sunday.  The only discernable English phrases rookie Keselowski has been known to utter thus far are:  “That barrier came outta nowhere,” “Me like pretty ladies,” and “Brad drive fast car for you sponsor […]

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We wait for it every year.  Fox goes to Texas, and Jeff Hammond dusts off the get-up he uses only when he tells his lost-sixth-member-of-the-Village-People joke and when he does the pre-race show in the Republic.
This year, however, things turned out a little different.

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Hate Dan Beaver?  You bet you do!  If you are reading this then you are one of two things:  A) A sworn enemy of Yahoo Fantasy NASCAR Expert Dan Beaver’s Fantasy NASCAR success or B) Dan Beaver keeping a close eye on what his enemies are up to. In my humble […]

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Fear not BFO fans, Blackflaggedonline is on “spring break” for a week or so.  We will continue to update the site once a week until the 2009 NASCAR season begins!  Be on the lookout in the coming weeks for articles like our 2008 BFO Awards and Driver’s Christmas wish lists.  Until […]

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After leading 37 laps of the TUMS QuikPak 500 on Sunday, Jamie McMurray dropped back to finish in familiar territory at 38th place.  “There’s no place like home,” several McMurray fans noted as they gladly watched their car drop down, and eventually off, the scoring pole.
Nevertheless, McMurray is reportedly […]

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Is there such a thing as too much innuendo?  I think not.  Observe.
Man, those NASCAR reporter lady folk sure get my motor runnin’.
Them ladies can lube my chasis any old time they want.
Shoooooo whee, I wouldn’t send them off pit road with a loose lug nut.
They can pull my windshield tear off if they promise […]

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