Is there such a thing as too much innuendo?  I think not.  Observe.
 Man, those NASCAR reporter lady folk sure get my motor runnin’.
Them ladies can lube my chasis any old time they want.
Shoooooo whee, I wouldn’t send them off pit road with a loose lug nut.
They can pull my windshield tear off if they promise […]

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It seems the chickens have come home to roost, whatever the hell that means.  I’m not going to argue with any of you about the proper uses of old adages because my mind has been drained of brain cells.  Brain cell depletion is a common side effect of years of heavy moonshine abuse but according […]

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Shortly after Casey Mears’ spotter Sherlock Biffingham gave his driver the “all clear” over the radio during last Saturday’s race at Bristol
Motor Speedway, Mears tried to maneuver his way into the high line of the track and made contact with Michael Waltrip, causing an accident that collected several Chase contenders and resulted in the race […]

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Carl Edwards is onto something.  In the space of 30 seconds, the Columbia, MO driver secured ten championship points for use in the
Chase, and spun fan-un-favorite Kyle Busch.  That second action drew a roar of approval from the crowd, and set up long lines at the Edwards merchandise hauler after the race.
 

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Shortly after being caught up in an accident at Bristol Motor Speedway on Saturday night, Clint Bowyer was overheard on his radio criticizing the driving skills of Michael Waltrip, who Bowyer mistakenly believed to have started the pileup.  “Michael Waltrip is the worst driver in NASCAR period,” said an obviously upset Bowyer, who is currently […]

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Nerds everywhere reacted with shock during Saturday’s Sharpie 500 at Bristol Motor Speedway when their hero and current spokesman fell victim to some of his own dirty tricks and was bumped out of the way by Carl Edwards on his way to victory.  Tensions flared after the race when Busch attempted to show his displeasure […]

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Kevin Busch is speaking publicly for the first time about his brother Kyle’s deal with Beelzebub, Mephistopheles, the Dark One — also known as the Devil himself.

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What happened to the Larry Mac I used to know?  Remember Larry when we met in the garage at Richmond a couple of years ago?  Remember what you said to me?  I sure do.  You said “Son, you’ve had way too much do drink this early in the morning.  Why don’t you drink a couple […]

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Before the sun set on Tuesday evening, Dario Franchitti found himself without a ride in NASCAR’s Sprint Cup Series.  But with a lack of talented drivers on the free agent market, it didn’t take long for one up and coming race team to add the talented former open wheel racer to its ranks.  Jeremy Mayfield […]

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Ted Nugent-Tarleton knows television and he knows what the viewers want.  As President of TNT Sports, Mr. Nugent-Tarleton has the finger on the pulse of the tv viewing public and credits the success of his network to the delicate balance he has achieved between quality programming and advertising revenue. 

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The folks from Black Flagged Online were exclusively on RaceTalkRadio.com’s “Doin Donuts” show March 31st.
Click the link below to listen. You will need a set of speakers and Microsoft Windows Media Player, or any alternate media player that is WMA compatible.  The BFO crew comes on at 47 minute mark.
http://www.racetalkradio.com/

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Illiteracy Lessons! Feel too smart to fit in at a NASCAR race? Do your complete sentences confuse track officials and fellow tailgaters? We can help! Break your multisyllabic bad habits with our patented process and get immediate results. Order a turkey leg or a coffee without having to point at […]

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