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An awesome job writting all these article, you keep me motivated to come back every day, thanks for have a sence of humor!!! Damn I’m in stitches !!!! – NASCAR#3
And you, sir, motivate us to keep coming back to this website every day. Hope the stitches get taken out soon — we’ve been there, and we feel your pain. Blackflaggedonline
I have a blog myself and get Google alerts about many NASCAR news items. The Joey Logano story appeared in my inbox and when I read it I was unsure what was going on. When I started looking into this blog, I realized that it was just for fun. But I can see how it was misunderstood by someone new to this site.
Show some class and just let it go…why would anyone want to come on here and read the articles if they’re going to be trashed and bullied for not catching the joke.
NASCAR Maniac
Howdy-do, NASCAR Maniac. Thanks for the hilarious message! Your unique brand of subtle irony is the reason we are glad to be part of this great fraternity of NASCAR humorists like yourself. Just the way you start your message — “I have a blog myself” — my sides are splitting with laughter already!!! Come on, though, no one in America wants to see a Colombian driving — not in NASCAR and not on the highway — but calling yourself jmcmurray42 in the handle of your e-mail is a little insensitive. Not even we would go so far as to suggest taking JPM off the circuit. That’s half our schtick. Thanks for loving us! Blackflaggedonline.
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“Howdy,I take your articles very serious, and they match the news so well, I spoke to Bill Elliott at length about it in the
Dear J.D.
Thank you for helping to raise the profile of our little venture by pitching us to plywood Awesome Bill. We made the same mistake once by doing the same thing to the real Mike Helton. Man, has that cat stopped working out or what? Anyway, if our website ever gains the fame and recognition of the
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“Your web site, not fuuny!” Randy, [Big Computer Company] Sales Support Specialist
Dear [Big Computer Company] Sales Support Specialist Randy:
Thank you for sharing your opinion of what is fuuny with us. Obviously, not everyone thinks the same things are fuuny. What is fuuny to one person may not be fuuny to another. For example, our website is not very fuuny to you, but a [Big Computer Company] employee who cannot properly use a computer keyboard is very fuuny to us. Thanks for the email, Blackflaggedonline
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“Dear BFO,
This sight sucks for mobil users! Get with it, its not the 90s.” – Bruce Miller
Dear Bruce – Blackflaggedonline.com disputes your frame reference of decade. The stock market is in the crapper, we’re still waiting for the new
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Dear Andy — We at blackflaggedonline appreciate your strong feelings for us. But really, this is only like the third or fourth time we’ve gone out together and we think it is a little early for a declaration of love. Cool off and let’s see where this thing goes, you know? We’re just not sure we’re ready for that intense of a relationship with you. It doesn’t mean we can’t be more than friends, but for a while why don’t you just log on in a platonic way so we can get to know each other a little bit better. You’re still going to tell your friends about us though, right?
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Dear David G – We know. Unfortunately for you, NASCAR and the rest of the world we are just getting started. Blackflaggedonline.com
MIKE JOY! Wow, what an honor! We are such big fans. Sorry about the blantant lies about you. Honestly though, we are just glad you are reading Blackflaggedonline.com
People with no sense of humor are zombies..
People who hate are sick.” – Montvale
Dear Montvale – We appreciate the “poem,” it was lovely…There is a single tear coming down Blackflaggedonline.com’s cheek. We have applied to receive the Nobel Peace Prize for 2008 so we will keep you apprised. We look forward to the next time you write us, we hope it is a Haiku. We love Haiku’s. Blackflaggedonline.com
Dear Katie – Please email us a picture of yourself with your physical stats. We’ll be the judge of that. Blackflaggedonline.com
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“You all suck at being web designers. As a Nascar fan, i really don’t see what the big deal is bashing drivers all the time. Who is your driver that you like so maybe we could bash them on here as well. Again, YOU SUCK!!! - strms909″
29 responses so far ↓
1 Nascar#3 // Sep 5, 2008 at 9:09 am
An awesome job writting all these article, you keep me motivated to come back every day, thanks for have a sence of humor!!!
Damn I’m in stitches !!!!
2 Jacob Andrews // Jul 1, 2008 at 8:56 am
I want to comment on the photos!
3 RFactor // May 3, 2008 at 1:16 pm
Holding up signs for websites behind the speed channel stage is one of the dorkiest things a person could do. Thanks for being so damn dorky. Love the site!
4 J.D. // Apr 30, 2008 at 5:16 pm
Howdy,I take your articles very serious,and they match the news so well, I spoke to Bill Elliott at length about it in the TalledegaMuseum,then my gal explained it was a plywood cutout of him,Still a nice fella,kinda quiet… JD
5 Son Of Fumanchu // Mar 11, 2008 at 1:06 pm
I’d like to make a suggestion to the good folks of NASCAR, Tony Stewart and Dale Jr. If you feel that Goodyear tires are overpriced, under performing, I suggest you go with Big O tires. My grandma gots her a set of them on Granada, well really she’s has 3, because there her Michilin from the old set still a at least 2-3000 miles of good tread on ‘em, but those 3 Big O brand tires she got roll like a charm. Plus she got lifetime rotations, balance and flat repair. I’d like to see Goodyear beat a deal like that. Also to add a little class to NASCAR I’d like to see them start using white wall tires and spoked wheels.
That is all.
6 Nick // Mar 10, 2008 at 5:52 pm
What the Hell???
One night I dreamed of Jr at Dega, I could tell by the tire tracks????
Were the tire tracks going straight into the wall?? Or was it because there was only three tires and the forth was rolling in the infield??
7 Son Of Fumanchu // Mar 10, 2008 at 5:47 pm
What does a sumbeyotch gotta do to gets some love your website? I’ve posted raps, religious poems and they are all in tribute to Dale Earnhardt Jr. Now maybe I haven’t professed your so called emotions of love and or hate to your website, but dammit, I’ve give my creative heart and soul to you. And I can safely say I do love you. I love you guys like a prom night dumpster baby that I found while I was looking for returnable bottles. I want to take you home, wash you off, put you in a Donny Osmand onesy and call you Floyd. So there.
8 Bruce Miller // Mar 8, 2008 at 7:06 pm
Dear BFO,
This sight sucks for mobil users! Get with it, its not the 90s.
9 Mikechecker // Mar 4, 2008 at 11:59 pm
I’m one boogity away from sicking my pet gopher “digger” on you guys. How do I get some of them “rick points” i need to buy a new life. I love you guys man.
10 Son Of Fumanchu // Mar 2, 2008 at 6:41 pm
One night I dreamed of walking along the grandstand of Talladega.
I could tell that Junior was with me by the tiretracks in the asphalt.
As I gazed upon the heavens, I saw pages of my life. Most of them were boring, some of them were sexy. But really very few of them were sexy. Alot sleeping, and a lot of eating mostly, but I digress.
It was then I realized that Junior remained there by my side.
When the clouds began to gather and the rains came falling down, the caution flag rolled out, and the pace car pulled ahead,
I looked to only find one set of tracks on the ground.
I said, “Junior, why did You leave me in the troubled times of life?
I believed that Junior would always walk beside me day and night, through yellow flags and checkered.” (Then I heard:)
“My precious child, I’d never leave you.
I have carved you on the hollow of My steering wheel..
It’s then I carried you in My chasis,
When you see one set of tireprints in the aphault”
Dear Junior, will You be with me as I travel through the years?
Will You be there in the struggles? Will You wipe away the tears?
As my eyes turn toward the infield and the pit roads of distant lands, the many colored mullets I will behold,
I’m still thinking of the single set of tiretracks in the asphault. (I heard Him say:)
“My precious child, I’d never leave you.
I have carved you on the hollow of My steering wheel.
It’s then I carried you in My chasis of in my JR Motorsports #88 Amp Chevrolet
When you see one set of tiretracks in the asphault , I have brought you to my winners circle. Junior be thy name.”
Amen brother, Amen.
11 David G // Feb 29, 2008 at 10:02 am
This is the coolest site that I have seen in a long time ,KEEP IT UP !!!!!
12 tregosteevo // Feb 28, 2008 at 1:32 pm
Just a quick shoutout to you. The question you posted in Y/A got deleted but not before I could answer it and copy your website address. I’m in a couple of fan groups and have already posted the link to here in them. This is funny sh#$, I don’t care who you are. If you need another contributor/fabricator of stories please let me know. I’m a fan of HMS driver JimmIE (not JimmY) Johnson and the stuff you were ripping on them about was some of the funniest of all. Also, Chad Knaus is spelled with one s, but I’m sure you guys don’t care anyway LOL
~tregosteevo
13 Montvale // Feb 28, 2008 at 8:01 am
I love it, keep it coming.. fight the hate with humor, it works!
People with no sense of humor are zombies..
People who hate are sick.
14 John // Feb 28, 2008 at 7:42 am
Y’all some sick sumbitches. Keep up the good work.
15 Nick // Feb 25, 2008 at 5:18 pm
40 place last week
When will Hendrick realize the age old saying, New Driver, same results!!!!! LMAO
16 Former Farmer's Wife // Feb 25, 2008 at 8:08 am
I couldn’t figure out where else to leave this, but for the lady seeking a farmer fella, you can find your hunka-hunka-burning-cow-patty love at http://www.farmersonly.com/about.php . Good luck honey, farmers really are as dull as watching corn grow.
17 Son Of Fumanchu // Feb 22, 2008 at 6:52 pm
WHEN I SAY JUNE YOU SAY YER
JUNE
YER
JUNE
YER
WHEN I SAY EARN YOU SAY HARDT
EARN
HARDT
EARN
HARDT
Let the beatt hit, boom bit, make lefts on the track damn licktey split, is the JEW-the N to YER, just like daddy he’s a WIN-NER
Drivn’ cars
Speed be thy name
he’ll tame all the mullets in the stands that came
to see him, take the checkered flag
then he’ll go home and drink a cold Stag.
You aint never seen a driver like this in the past,
like Reece Bobbys says, if you aint first, YOUR LAST.
HUCKABEE 2008
18 strms909 // Feb 22, 2008 at 12:06 am
you all suck at being web designers. As a Nascar fan, i really don’t see what the big deal is bashing drivers all the time. Who is your driver that you like so maybe we could bash them on here as well. Again, YOU SUCK!!!
19 Rick Rothermel // Feb 21, 2008 at 11:49 pm
Found youse guys through the yahoo mention, this is some funny stuff!
How about a treatment on the sterility of California Speedway?
I go back a ways, freelance writer for car magazines, producer of the old Wild About Wheels TV show, also sold 1800+ snowcones at the first race at Talledega in 1969, so I know what a RACE TRACK ought to look like, & that ain’t it!
Joint looks like the Museum of Concrete!
How about a special ‘Taggers’ Day’ just to give the joint a little texture!
Feel free to steal material from me as you see fit.
Rick Rothermel
20 Tony // Feb 21, 2008 at 7:18 pm
As a huge Hendrick fan I find to your site to be total cra… I cant lie that much your site kicks ass. Even as a huge racing fan i was ROFLMAO. Keep up the great work.
21 Nick // Feb 21, 2008 at 5:34 pm
New Billbord at Texas Motor Speedway…
Reason #88
So easy, a Caveman could…… Nevermind!!!!
That will probably put Fumanchu’s hemeroid in a knott!!!!
22 Chuck Bower // Feb 21, 2008 at 5:14 pm
This website does ROCK! Thanks for the parodies, and all the laughs.
23 Senorduck // Feb 21, 2008 at 11:39 am
Keep it commin’ guys! It gets better and better!
24 Lenny Davis // Feb 21, 2008 at 11:04 am
Better stuff than the Daytona 500 Commercials!!!
25 Jacob Andrews // Feb 21, 2008 at 9:21 am
Are you sure the California Fan of the Race is not actually Glenn Hughes of the Village People?
If I had to guess I’d say he was a Biffle fan…
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d8/Glennhughes_villagepeople.jpg
26 Scott Hix // Feb 20, 2008 at 11:00 pm
I have to say something about the classified for vials of mud from every NASCAR track… That could actually sell!! You’d see it on Jay Leno’s “Stuff We Found On E-Bay” segment and I bet the winning bid would be well over $400.00.
27 Son Of Fumanchu // Feb 20, 2008 at 7:40 pm
When you diss JR you diss yourself punk.
28 Nick // Feb 20, 2008 at 6:47 pm
You guys (and or Gals???) Rock!!!! This is just what we need. A black flagged unofficial site to vent about all the funny stuff. And your article on Smoke was funny as hell, and I am a big fan of his.
Also there is a rumor going around that Kelly Clarkson is re-writing the old Beatles song “Baby you can drive my car”, and it’s called “Jr. you can’t drive a car!”
29 Jennifer // Feb 20, 2008 at 2:16 pm
I can not stop laughing!! And the really funny part, this is EXACTLY what we all think!!
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